doitagain
- My days don't end.6:28 AM Jan 14th from Twitterrific
- Tonight it's benadryl and a bottle of merlot. If I wake up, I'm gonna feel GREAT!10:51 AM Jan 13th from Twitterrific
- I am one abnormal guy. My clock doesn't synchronize with the universe's. I'm special but I don't know why or if it even matters.7:39 AM Jan 13th from Twitterrific
- The nature of life itself is why I like dry wine and scotch.2:43 PM Jan 8th from Twitterrific
- There are distinctly two specific sects in society: balanced traditionalists, and bohemian deviants. You know who you are.8:21 PM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
- If you're going to trash your $50K car with a bumper sticker, please affix it straightly and without creases. How do you people get rich?6:33 AM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
- Get your facts straight and spell things correctly before sounding like an idiot, thanks.6:19 AM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
- Here's to hoping my mind won't forever be shrouded in hopeless isolation.8:03 PM Jan 6th from Twitterrific
- Wow, I never had to lose a friend before. That was so fucking not fun.4:32 PM Jan 5th from Twitterrific
- A woman once told me I look like a gambler-I laughed because I never actually gambled. Then I thought about it-I am a gambler-and a bad one.5:32 AM Jan 5th from Twitterrific
- Showered with my wife's "Tahitian Renewal" body wash. Still feel / have the tinglies.5:27 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Wield God's power, I dare you.5:56 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Shut the hell up, you self-absorbed fatass. Oh snap, I went there. Oh my my my that felt good. You're my motivation to keep running.4:12 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Enjoying a robust assault to the ears and the mind.4:04 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Working a half-day on Christmas Eve is ridiculous. To quote Yoda, "Do, or do not. There is no working a mothereffing half-day on Xmas eve."5:32 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Weelll, you know what they say, the best way to confront a problem is to ignore it and hope it goes away!5:21 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from mobile web
- Thinking about the psychology of loyalty and empathy, and how they might have evolved. Also, dreamcatchers. I mean, what the fuck.12:14 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
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