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  1. I wonder if street people with shorter signs have more luck than those that have a novel written on their cardboard.
  2. Robi Ludwig is not only a psychotherapy expert, she also has Spock's eyebrows #tigerwoodsscandal
  3. The m hotel, it's like the W... Just upside down
  4. If you make a kids movie don't advertise opening day as a day they don't get off from school #presidentsday #percy
  5. Breaking: Study finds that 97% of Mac users claim they are better than PC users, their mom accounts for other 3%; Also: She still uses AOL
  6. Fact: Hidden Valley remained hidden for so long because the residents were to fat to get into their cars or walk anywhere.
  7. The concept of a healthy salad is counter intuitive; mostly due to invention of ranch dressing, cheese, fried chicken strips, and bacon.
  8. Important information they forgot to include about office space: "We lock the vending machine room at 7pm" #dealbreaker
  9. Who patents a toy skunk. and why? http://www.google.com/patents?id=g5Y9AAAAEBAJ&pg=PA2&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=4#v=onepage&q=&f=false
  10. Ever have a dream when you wake up, you remember it, then forget it before you find a pen to write it down? I have lots of tweets like that
  11. A status report that takes up multiple pages will not get read.
  12. RT @MakeOne: @lessmeeting wins 'Technical Innovation' award @BizSpark. #MBIWK @Azure http://yfrog.com/cajjpwj
  13. When traveling for work, you spend 10+ hours commuting; Is batching up your travel better or worse than driving daily?
  14. Not sure which is funnier: Man dressed as purple elephant selling cold medicine or 50cent and his posse stopping to make fun of him.
  15. "And you shall know that I am important by the sound of the constant email indicator bell going off"
  16. Q:Do my friends lose credibility when they send me fraggles through facebook. A: Yes Theme song:Down in Fraggle Rock, dooo dooo..
  17. "Vending machines in NYC are twice as expensive because the real estate is more expensive." - Shouldn't volume sales push down the price?
  18. "Keebler Soft batch cookies: Undercooked foil packaged cookies made by creepy elves" - Established 1927
  19. Spending a lot of time thinking about how people can make meetings less effective. Any ideas or suggestions?
  20. Why use educast media? Because good looking kids use it, see pics: http://digs.by/hqf