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dogandgarden

  1. @NathanBurgoine OMFG #creepy about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to NathanBurgoine
  2. My adorkable cousin. He's taller now. RT @lucasmitchell: @mitchell_grady rides instagr.am/p/LXQ2aXxga7/ about 9 hours ago via Echofon
  3. HOLY SHITSNACKS! Looks amazing. lockerz.com/s/213998564 8:17 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon
  4. WOW. Painting things black feels really good. No wonder teens are so into this. #buzz #soawesome 6:29 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon
  5. Holy crap I spend too much time online. I recognized the picture of Eric Clinton Newman as VKK. Whoa. Very creepy feeling. :( 12:50 PM May 30th via Echofon
  6. @Sykomonkey HOORAY 2:52 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to Sykomonkey
  7. Aaand the universe wants to cheer me up. Someone wants to call an anonymous vote to oust our bitch of a HOA leader. 2:01 PM May 29th via Echofon
  8. My Lord, I just @ssploded on Twitter. That's a first. 1:30 PM May 29th via Echofon
  9. After all the work I put into showing Rogers their error and staying polite in the face of extreme provocation, THIS. Over $156. AS IF. 1:25 PM May 29th via Echofon
  10. And now, this. Harassing calls, because Rogers wants their money. Why, do they need to buy another hockey team? Stadium? G6? 1:22 PM May 29th via Echofon
  11. In the end, Rogers put a credit on my account. I don't think they do refunds. If I were on a strict budget, I might've been totally fucked! 1:20 PM May 29th via Echofon
  12. As if I'd pay a (unjust) bill r than a mortgage payment, hoping to get the money back! I'D STARVE! 1:19 PM May 29th via Echofon
  13. Yes, the payment is overdue. 100% because the bill was incorrect and for HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS. I can't just fork over that amt of cash! 1:17 PM May 29th via Echofon
  14. After spending hours stubbornly explaining to Rogers that they were in the wrong, now I'm facing demands for money! 1:16 PM May 29th via Echofon
  15. FUCK. ROGERS. I fought the co., got a $505 credit put onto my account, 2 days later THEIR COLLECTIONS DEPT. IS CALLING ME. #WTF @RogersHelps 1:14 PM May 29th via Echofon
  16. I think P&T's #Bullshit exposed this 2 RT @Maria_Disidoro: People need to know PETA is NOT a safe place for their pets. capwiz.com/thenokillnatio… 5:52 AM May 29th via Echofon
  17. Someone fed our dog a sleeping pill or something, he's falling asleep in the exam room. lockerz.com/s/212682568 5:14 PM May 28th via Echofon
  18. @wilw Wil, your cat..... I think there's something wrong..... 4:53 PM May 28th via Echofon in reply to wilw
  • Name Lorem canis
  • Bio Head of the tea party league of evil geniuses of leisure. For the world domination hobbyist, primarily intended to keep these tea cups I've inherited in use.
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