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Instead of teaching my kids to draw, I'm going to teach them to say "What do YOU think it is?". That's where the fucking money is. @Glinner3:11 PM Nov 13thfrom Tweetie
How to differentiate the main political parties: SQRT((L squared + C squared) + LD)/23:03 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
I've been stuck in this cab for so long I'm going to have to start paying him rent.12:33 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
Who will win the celebrity special Krypton Factor?The Good Life's Penelope Keith or Raymond Baxter from Tomorrows World? #comicrelief197312:31 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie