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It's like Fremont wanted to hang with the cool girls so badly that she forgot that most cool girls are kinda mean, and wear shitty clothes.11:54 AM Jun 2ndfrom web
Really enjoyed my weekend. Wedding party with good friends, skipping stones in the sun, organized home office, cuddled with kids...happy.7:47 PM Apr 5thfrom web
Phoenix folks just love small talkin' with strangers. The exact opposite of Seattleites.9:00 PM Mar 26thfrom Twitterrific
I can ALWAYS tell which people are going to Phoenix at airports. There is a Phoenix-ness about them. Is it the desert?4:19 PM Mar 26thfrom Twitterrific
And have her jump in my lap banging into my elbow making me post an incomplete tweet. Daughters...6:28 PM Mar 23rdfrom Twitterrific
Trying to explain Beach Blanket Bingo female objectification AND have her enjoy ridiculous surfer movie fun to my eight year old daughter6:25 PM Mar 23rdfrom Twitterrific
Took three squealing girls to Skate King. Now in a long car wash line with same three squealers. Pretending I'm impervious.1:17 PM Feb 21stfrom Twitterrific