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  1. Coals are warming, beer is chilling, whiskey is comforting. It's good to be here.
  2. Fuck Vegas - 31 minutes later I am back at home, new license in hand.
  3. And we are all politely forming a line waiting for the doors to open.
  4. So excited to wait in line at the drivers license station. I believe Vegas has the over/under at 97 minutes.
  5. I guess the fire from last night wasn't quite done. Oops
  6. Just scored a large fire pit at a garage sale. Big fire tonight
  7. It's official, board of directors for my body has passed an indefinite ban on hard alcohol in my body. A smart move.
  8. @mandymiller Exactly. Up down was the fence. But they are both great methods for defending yourself from Johnny Lawrence.
  9. Finally, a day that starts with sun. I can actually finish painting that house and move on to the next one.
  10. Blame it on . . .
  11. Blame it on vodka.
  12. Blame it on Fidel.
  13. @savemypants Perhaps it was someone playing a little bit of the old "Hey, where you at?"
  14. Yes, the entertainment that is the choreographed dance of my neighbors walking their garbage cans to the curb.
  15. @amywright vicodin
  16. Just got an automated call from Rep. Steve King. Apparently the biggest issue facing America is gay marriage. Really? Really? No. Really?
  17. @savemypants nobody yet. it would be an honor to have you selling merch. you are a total professional.
  18. @dickprall needs someone to sell merch tomorrow at Fridays at the Fountain. DM me and you and two of your friends can come for free.
  19. @dickprall playing Fridays at the Fountain this week. Who wants to sell his merch in exchange for you & a friend on the guest list? DM me.
  20. RT: @AuthenticMusic Have you all downloaded @dickprall's 'Underdecided' for FREE yet? Only available today! http://bit.ly/Trll8