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  1. I hate emailing teachers. Shit is always soooooooooooooooooooo awkward.
  2. what kind of shit ass grammar was that
  3. I'm gonna be a bitch and not answer her text. Til tomorrow afternoon. "No."
  4. fuckin' ay, I know I have to email my professor about it. "HEY PROF, WAT WUZ THE NAME OF THAT TURBO THING AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN."
  5. Bitch, I don't want to study with your ass. How about you tell me the name of that stupid ass microorganism
  6. oh this cunt. I so did not ask you what the fuck the name of that specimen was a few hours ago to have you txt about studyin together.
  7. @bombfrostings He's the "survival of the fittest" dude and, you know, evolution. But I'll take your word for it.
  8. @bombfrostings Charles Darwin is rolling around in his grave right now.
  9. @bombfrostings Pretty sure that's why they have fur. Evolution and adaptation have seen to that.
  10. @bombfrostings Snuggies and dogs.
  11. @bombfrostings WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  12. What did I learn in this course? Daphnia are fucking cute.
  13. damn fucking right I got it from google. fucking dumb ass rotifer.
  14. He'll probably know I didn't even see it under a fucking microscope. No, it's too perfect. Obviously she got it from google.
  15. I know what my prof is going to say when he sees my drawing "TOO IMPRESSIONISTIC."
  16. @bombfrostings guuuurl no
  17. @baby_bytes And IA, btw. They're fucking milking it
  18. @baby_bytes They need to get off his damn ass already. It ain't their fucking business.
  19. @leahrj I like gospel songs, so send it my way~
  20. @leahrj link!