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Decadence - Having In-N-Out before picking up a pizza. Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta/Lannister... 10 minutes ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Astrogirl426 Funny thing is that if she'd quit being a scheming bitch, people would probably line up to help her. But like the Scorpion... about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 She believes herself smarter than all those around her and both subtle and cunning. I'm a Ninja in comparison... about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 Several things, in fact. And if she'd quit being a sneaky, back-biting bitch, I might even help her... about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 Dude, she's a co-worker who doesn't particularly like me. And I'm a little dense ALL of the time. Please! about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 A 30 year old made me pull ID because she seriously didn't believe that I was older than her. It's COOL bein' old! about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
"Never trust a junkie..." N/P Ministry - Just One Fix about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Astrogirl426 You only live once, might as well get it over with. Besides, Dead by 45 has a ring to it! *smiles* about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426. As you well know, I don't have much of a sense of self preservation... *smiles* about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@KIFN *smiles* No idea. On the hunt right now. about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to KIFN
@KIFN *smiles* Knucklehead! But Nibbles is still OK, right? about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to KIFN
Movie Review - If you like modern interpretations of Shakespere's classics, then do check out Coriolanus. It was quite good. about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
OK, got the food problem licked. Now the question is do I require dessert? #firstworldproblems about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Astrogirl426 *smacks butt* Anytime, sweet cheeks! *smiles, ducks inevitable roundhouse* about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
Will NEVER own an iPhone. Like I need another inanimate object that talks back to me... about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Food is REALLY good when you haven't eaten all day. A BBQ bacon cheeseburger and sweet potato fries are simply SINFUL! about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Astrogirl426 *smiles* At no cost to you, or your family... about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
@Astrogirl426 Heads-up - The Family Feud dude is dead and you're not dying of Lyme Disease. Anything else you need to know? about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Astrogirl426
There is NOTHING as wonderful as going into a Sunday night, realizing that you still have two more days off... #PTORocks! about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@DaynaSD Ouch! Sucks to be him. Too bad, so sad, buh bye! Next! 8:30 PM Jun 2nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to DaynaSD

Name The DNA Cowboy
Location Lost Angels, California, USA
Web http://gunstar141...
Bio 240 pounds of caustic, ill-tempered, maladjusted, shameless megalomania and evil. And my singing voice isn't exactly lovely either...