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dmstockton

  1. (as long as I had a breadmaker, bread flour, yeast, water and butter), but still...FINE.
  2. I just made bread. MADE BREAD. From scratch. All by myself. If lived in District 12, I'd be fine. FINE.
  3. @StacyLOliver I had my own @United nightmare last week going to UK. Ended up further away from where I started 12 hours into the journey.
  4. @coreylansing @bgoodman14 Nerd alert.
  5. I love you 3G. Let’s never leave each other again.
  6. @MeganStephW This tweet is deceptive. Surely pressing play alone can only burn around 5 calories? Unless you have a 300lb play button...
  7. @KatieSimoncic @marquetteu @makebigplays @muspiritshop Nope, 10% too.
  8. @The_Quizmaster I'm on a plane England bound mate, but I'll bring you some wagon wheels if you save me a pair!
  9. Second flight delayed so being diverted through Philly. Fun fact: it is NOT always sunny in Philadelphia. twitter.com/dmstockton/sta…
  10. @coreylansing Ok call me if you're running late.
  11. @ci_mac Happy birthday!
  12. @Camel83 Dude, you sound like a pedo...
  13. @Camel83 @jphillipsoldham @anthonyfdshaw Maybe he will join Liverpool. He did say he wants a break from football after all ;)
  14. @Camel83 @jphillipsoldham @anthonyfdshaw I know, he is leaving because he wants a break, not to manage England's 8th best team.
  15. @GCkite Worst possible feeling. To happen like that.
  16. @Camel83 Why you in York?
  17. Mandated stretching is the best kind of stretching #brewers
  18. Kameron Loe. Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?! #brewers