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dmonzel

  1. Any ideas on what I should read next? 41 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @Chicky_Hip but probably not as delicious as my Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries and raspberry lemonade. #dinnerofchampions 7:57 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to Chicky_Hip
  3. @Chicky_Hip he must be delicious! 7:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to Chicky_Hip
  4. @Chicky_Hip So the diabetics of the world can enjoy ambrosia. That is to say, orange juice and Sprite. 7:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to Chicky_Hip
  5. I'm a Fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on @GetGlue bit.ly/lWkECX 10:32 AM May 28th via GetGlue.com
  6. The Final Sacrifice bit.ly/k3Iesf @GetGlue #MysteryScienceTheater3000 10:32 AM May 28th via GetGlue.com
  7. Hey Bozeman, MT: I'm here, bitches. 4:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  8. OH: "Don't make fun of my English. I was born in a different country." "Really? Where?" "Kentucky." 11:46 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  9. New record! 9:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  10. @LilHappyHeathen i move this weekend! 5:38 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to LilHappyHeathen
  11. @LilHappyHeathen everyone I knew in the PacNW, as far as I know. Lol. Maybe I'm too particular. 8:14 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to LilHappyHeathen
  12. @LilHappyHeathen lol, but it's even worse when it is a real estate agent saying this in her own radio commercial. Makes me want to punch her 8:07 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to LilHappyHeathen
  13. Pet peeve: when someone pronounces "our" as "are". "This is are house." 7:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  14. @oscargodson i.minus.com/iQjQyZscDHE3O.… 9:41 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to oscargodson
  15. this is a test 9:35 PM May 20th via Speaktoit Assistant
  16. this is a test 10:39 PM May 19th via Vlingo for Android
  17. Tell me there's a more intense two hours than The Best of Both Worlds Part I & II, and I'll call you a fucking liar. 10:16 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  18. OH: "And it will continue to be a power struggle." "Wait. Power turtle? What?" 8:57 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  19. I'm listening to Anthrax bit.ly/mPlVf1 @GetGlue @anthrax 8:40 PM May 16th via GetGlue.com