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dmonzel

  1. Any ideas on what I should read next?
  2. @Chicky_Hip but probably not as delicious as my Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries and raspberry lemonade. #dinnerofchampions
  3. @Chicky_Hip he must be delicious!
  4. @Chicky_Hip So the diabetics of the world can enjoy ambrosia. That is to say, orange juice and Sprite.
  5. I'm a Fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on @GetGlue bit.ly/lWkECX
  6. The Final Sacrifice bit.ly/k3Iesf @GetGlue #MysteryScienceTheater3000
  7. Hey Bozeman, MT: I'm here, bitches.
  8. OH: "Don't make fun of my English. I was born in a different country." "Really? Where?" "Kentucky."
  9. New record!
  10. @LilHappyHeathen i move this weekend!
  11. @LilHappyHeathen everyone I knew in the PacNW, as far as I know. Lol. Maybe I'm too particular.
  12. @LilHappyHeathen lol, but it's even worse when it is a real estate agent saying this in her own radio commercial. Makes me want to punch her
  13. Pet peeve: when someone pronounces "our" as "are". "This is are house."
  14. @oscargodson i.minus.com/iQjQyZscDHE3O.…
  15. this is a test
  16. this is a test
  17. Tell me there's a more intense two hours than The Best of Both Worlds Part I & II, and I'll call you a fucking liar.
  18. OH: "And it will continue to be a power struggle." "Wait. Power turtle? What?"
  19. I'm listening to Anthrax bit.ly/mPlVf1 @GetGlue @anthrax