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  1. so glad I'm not in the middle of the gross NY snow. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @mrbradgoreski brazil is the place to be. will you be in sao paulo? about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  3. traffic in brazil is... ridiculous. about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  4. It seems like, over the past few years, in flight movie options became limited to chick flicks and lame faux-Pixar films. What happened? 6:53 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  5. @iaamtv at $32.50 for two whiskey sodas, Im forced to agree. 6:19 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to iaamtv
  6. Just read VF's tepid celeb profile on Robert Pattinson; threw away 5 mins of my life; learned nothing; feel thoroughly pleased with myself. 5:18 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  7. Why don't airport lounges have karaoke bars? 3:35 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  8. FYI, I am at the airport, so I apologize in advance for the bored barrage of totally useless tweets I'm about to send. 3:09 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  9. Plush velvet sometimes, sometimes just pretzels and beer... 3:08 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  10. I will not allow this rude sad cabbie to ruin my morning. 6:07 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  11. Eternamente... yolanda... 8:43 PM Dec 17th from web
  12. I have to stop drunk packing for home. You try getting dressed for christmas dinner when all you have is one speedo and eight trenchcoats. 8:36 PM Dec 17th from web
  13. "All we talk about is blogs and fat people." 2:22 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  14. I think I lost my Tetris mojo. 7:19 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  15. "Everything is white, everyone is thin and wears black." Hah. He must've not seen me. http://bit.ly/7CrLAq 3:59 PM Dec 16th from bit.ly
  16. Really, I'm doing the world a favor. http://bit.ly/5ibbK8 2:33 PM Dec 16th from bit.ly
  17. I have been this close to vom all day 9:59 AM Dec 16th from web
  18. What to get me for Christmas: http://bit.ly/5KvnNV or http://bit.ly/683wSL in a medium please. Thanks! 9:21 AM Dec 16th from web
  19. PR Consulting holiday party!! Must... not... get... wasted. Must... resist! 5:03 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  20. BadLOL http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swaids 8:52 PM Dec 14th from web
  • Name Daniel Motta
  • Location New York
  • Bio I used to be profound, I swear. Before this 140 character thing.
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