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  1. @evilrobert Ah, explains how I got incredibly confused about a "yard closure countdown" sign, maybe they meant something else.
  2. Let the pawnage begin.... #thx
  3. 'Ideal candidate must have no prior work experience, expertise in all possible software suites, and also be a magical unicorn.'
  4. Newport News shipyard is closing? And the Pilot sees fit to twitterstalk Michael Vick but not tweet about that? So predictable.
  5. Woo, new Raveonettes! Gimme that formalist surf-rock goodness right NOW.
  6. Triangle town is ENTIRELY TORN DOWN town.
  7. The difference b/t Halloween and Thxgiving is clear in the color themes: one neon orange & black, the other brown & brown & brown.
  8. Good article in StreetsBLOG about urbanism as a fundamental social justice issue: http://u.nu/8yvy3
  9. @beyonddc Depressing that the 1st comment on the Pilot article about a Chesapeake TIDE study is titled "WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?" Oh, VA Beach.
  10. You fuckers, they're not scapegoating pagans. They're using "witch" as shorthand for "uppity"or maybe "heretic". THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS WORKS
  11. I get so sick of western Pagans "identifying with" NON-pagans accused of hoodoo in places where it's a capital offense. http://u.nu/4nry3
  12. @calieber Of course I was talking shit. Neurodiversity freaks ppl out, apparently. They'd rather kids die of measles than be the quiet type.
  13. @calieber Effluvient trivial conversation is the only acceptable response. Don't you get it? Or do you need to be cured like the rest of us?
  14. New Aspie icon spends 11 days on the subway: http://u.nu/6tgy3
  15. I'm permanently blue for you-u-u-u: http://u.nu/6pgy3
  16. @youngsoulrebel It actually wasn't the spotted dick; I've seen that before. It was the clotted cream. And the Daddies. SO MANY DADDIES.
  17. So the guy who got the permanent position I originally applied for left a passive-aggressive note on my monitor while I was in the bathroom.
  18. @nyara123 How does one write a cruelty-free "WE WAITED 30 MIN - NO SERVICE" note in condiments on the counter? http://u.nu/3pey3
  19. Have you ever really looked at the British "foods" section? I mean, REALLY LOOKED at it? What has been seen cannot be unseen.
  20. "If you saw your son playing with dolls, would you feel disappointed?" "Yeh" "Why?" "Cuz" ... "What? What r u lookin at me 4?" #fu