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  1. Oh snack! You are correct. Up then? Id rather be able to see your face. -dmf about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. You know it's bad when the Swiss think you're being dicks. about 18 hours ago from txt
  3. @mustachioed i'll be trying out chrome for linux later tonight... 11:08 AM Dec 8th from TwitBin in reply to mustachioed
  4. "like when they're hungry and there's a hamburger sitting there and they knew they had to have it." http://su.pr/19lBxs 11:08 AM Dec 8th from Su.pr
  5. @caitycaity THE SAME DAMN THING SHE DOES ALREADY! :D 10:21 AM Dec 8th from TwitBin in reply to caitycaity
  6. It's about time: Google Chrome for Linux http://su.pr/AW0ccS ahhahhaha. note the web address... 10:10 AM Dec 8th from Su.pr
  7. "It's ridiculous for someone to send my Facebook post. You guys are trying to make a mountain out of a molehill." http://su.pr/2WdqMa 10:08 AM Dec 8th from Su.pr
  8. @KittyConduitt no, i'd be popular if i had no invites, because i'd have given them all away... 8:27 AM Dec 8th from TwitBin in reply to KittyConduitt
  9. holy balls, i have 25 Gwave invites. 7:48 AM Dec 8th from TwitBin
  10. @HDW i must admit, i stole it from HIMYM 7:01 PM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to HDW
  11. Bah. I'm gonna go take a huge new jersey. FWD:NHL New Jersey 3 Buffalo 0 FINAL 6:23 PM Dec 7th from txt
  12. @neamhspleach mmmm 2:47 PM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to neamhspleach
  13. ha! RT @brentrasmussen Two cannibals are eating an atheist. One says to the other, “I don´t believe the way this guy tastes!” *rimshot* 2:23 PM Dec 7th from TwitBin
  14. @isyourdogfixed boooooooooooo 12:13 PM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to isyourdogfixed
  15. RT @fivethirtyeight Odds that Lieberman gets re-elected in 2012? 3:1 against? He might be the deadest incumbent since Santorum. 10:39 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin
  16. @neamhspleach OMGWTFCHOCOLATEPUDDINGPIE. 10:39 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to neamhspleach
  17. @KittyConduitt i did. 10:33 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to KittyConduitt
  18. @KittyConduitt most likely. 9:25 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to KittyConduitt
  19. @KittyConduitt ;) 9:24 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to KittyConduitt
  20. @KittyConduitt shared a name. 9:21 AM Dec 7th from TwitBin in reply to KittyConduitt
  • Name dmf
  • Location Tehran, Iran
  • Web http://heterodoxu...
  • Bio i'm, uh, complicated. at least, that's what all my exes screamed at me as they slammed the door...
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