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dmesser

  1. Wired the ceiling fan switch such that it now has one very low setting and three completely off settings. Sounds like my life.
  2. Working with Hank on the rarely useful "Stand" command.
  3. Got a Dyson DC41 today as a gift from @hagoss01 I just think things should work properly. And they do!
  4. Sorry remote user. I didn't mean to interrupt your Facebook surfing to do maintenance on that company PC.
  5. Where do I submit a ticket to report Frontrange is slow and crashes often?
  6. I <3 hill people milk.
  7. “For God sakes, if we can put an ear on a mouse’s back, we can certainly make a peacock immortal.” --Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
  8. Missing my friends.
  9. Giganews released its storage service Dump Truck. Finally, the internet is something that you just dump something on--not a series of tubes.
  10. Google Health is dying. Ironic?
  11. Planted 157 bulbs today. (Dutch Iris, Muscari, Hyacinths, and Daffodils) Thanks for the 90% discount Meijer.
  12. "What kind of law do you (want to) practice?" "Defense against the dark arts."
  13. There's a trick to the Graceful Exit: the vision to recognize when a job, life stage, relationship is over—and to let go...
  14. but I only needed X miles and Y dollars to book the ticket on the website. United Rep at 5:38 AM MDT: "What, I'm lying?" Did I say that?
  15. Security lines ate much shorter just after q AM
  16. Today @Citi brightened my day. Thanks!
  17. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more.
  18. thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness.
  19. Vaughn: I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember