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  1. @heatherfloyd: all I know, is that if you fall into a deep sleep, or hit the snooze too often, he's gonna eat your face off
  2. GonzO, this one's for you: http://tinyurl.com/ye3zwyd
  3. "Dude, Jesus was black. He called everyone 'brother', he liked Gospel, and he couldn't get a fair trial."
  4. Embloggination: Jalalujah. - http://cli.gs/g9auZ
  5. Embloggination: Stars. - http://cli.gs/jmDVj
  6. Embloggination: Chili Winter Evening. - http://cli.gs/TRsJz
  7. Embloggination: Chili (Beef), ½ Alarm -- Lutz - http://cli.gs/H1aYY
  8. Achievement unlocked: turning my gas grill into a part time ghetto smoker.
  9. Getting a few dandruff flakes of snow in SA.
  10. @calonyction: well, normal for me, at any rate.
  11. Back in Austin, rental car returned, nap had. Time to resume normal-ish life for a few minutes.
  12. Embloggination: Two Horrible Things That Go Great Together! - http://cli.gs/9NjmU
  13. Embloggination: Roman Black Marble Cake. (http://cli.gs/qL1X1) http://cli.gs/qL1X1
  14. Embloggination: Belated Birthday. (http://cli.gs/R41by) http://cli.gs/R41by
  15. Conversation in elevator: "It's hell gettin old", "Nah, gettin old is easy, you just wait around and it comes to you. It's hell BEING old."
  16. @heatherfloyd: Dry taints, too.
  17. @calonyction: Even better is when the table next to you laughs along.
  18. @calonyction: Mine too. Being scowled at by a bunch of narrow minded prudes with no sense of the absurd simply makes my day.
  19. It's like having a rude conversation with a group of your friends in a public restaurant and all the other diners are subjected to it.
  20. Ah twitter, THIS is the sort of public stupidity you were made for.