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RT @: The early worm gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in worms!
about 8 hours ago
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After years of frustration, I'm gonna say it. I think Minesweeper is rigged!
about 8 hours ago
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The new Sun-Maid raisin girl is smokin' hot! Just sayin...
about 13 hours ago
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I'm not # 1 with a bullet, but I am # 1 with a doughnut.
about 13 hours ago
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I'm pretty sure I'm playing online poker with Mr. Bean.
about 23 hours ago
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Saw a guy today who looked like a cross between Gallagher & one of those Geico cavemen. No watermelons though.
4:39 PM Dec 3rd
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RT @: Don't tell a guy he looks like the fat kid from The Sandlot. Especially if it's actually the fat kid from The Sandlot.
4:47 AM Dec 3rd
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I'm thinking about taking a vacation at Roman Polanski's jail. I hear it's 5-star.
12:06 PM Dec 2nd
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My new screenplay: "The Goats That Stare At Men: The Revenge" - Coming to theatres soon.
10:04 AM Dec 2nd
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They said it couldn't be done, but after all these years of picking my nose...I finally discovered gold!
2:39 PM Dec 1st
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I'm not a fan of "Awareness" days on any topic. It pretty much admits that the issue is being ignored the other 363 days of the year.
12:29 PM Dec 1st
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In order of importance: 1. Tiger Wood's accident. 2. Tim Tebow's concussion. 3. Jesus dying for our sins. Florida has some crazy people.
7:56 AM Nov 28th
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RT @: My bank told me I have payments on my account which are outstanding.
That was nice of them.
8:32 AM Nov 27th
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Thanksgiving: A day to give thanks & be nice to people. Black Friday: Screw you! Get outta my way! I saw that first, you jerk-face! Ironic?
7:12 AM Nov 26th
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Hey ! Come celebrate Thanksgiving Eve w/ 'Gen S' at @ TONIGHT! I'm playing w/ some awesome improvisors! 9pm. $3.
10:59 AM Nov 25th
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Check this video out -- The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
7:51 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
7:01 PM Nov 24th
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My mom referenced LL Cool J in a conversation we had today during lunch. I find this odd.
6:57 PM Nov 24th
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If I ever win the lottery, the 1st thing I'm doing is going on a shopping spree at the gift shop in Cracker Barrel
8:20 AM Nov 24th
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Hey ! Come see some TONIGHT at Taste Restaurant in College Park! 9pm show. $3 cover. @
2:58 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name D. McCalmon
- Location Central Florida
- Web http://absentmind...
- Bio Improvisor, Slam Dunker, Freedom Fighter, Grail Searcher, Jet Pack Wearer, Bass Singer, Gum Chewer, Friend To Small Woodland Creatures, CEO, Sudoku King, Pal.
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