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  1. @leoncrawl good call, no one ever wrote a song about brown shoes about 22 hours ago from web in reply to leoncrawl
  2. zomg bret easton ellis's tweeted reading list SWOON (except the Bolano which I'm sure is great but, whatever) about 22 hours ago from web
  3. More than one relative felt that 'I don't understand what this "twitter" is and I don't want to' was a good conversation to initiate w me 6:51 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. @Choire my parents introduce my boyfriend as my "friend" all the time. Maybe they're hinting that you ought to make an honest man of him? 6:50 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Choire
  5. He should put his hands, and possibly his pubic bone, on blocks http://tumblr.com/x4g44se80 11:56 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. RT @julieklausner: Link: What Yoga Can Do For Jon Gosselin - Are you kidding me? What CAN’T yoga do for Jon Gosselin? http://tumblr.com/ ... 11:55 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Dreamjournal.net is down you guys, in case you also had a bizarre sex dream about Buddhist nuns or something 8:29 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. Please the Gossip Girl writer who makes jokes about James Frey, the Observer to come forward and explain self 7:56 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. ims that will be turned into a sitcom though probably 10:42 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. @Choire they are mostly writing ims though, you know they are 10:42 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to Choire
  11. Jeez. More like BadReads. 11:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. Three different men were all singing along absently under their breath to 'Time After Time' in the grocery store. 2:21 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. "Everyone's ordering the goat cheese." "It's just that kind of Monday!" Shut up, life. 10:45 AM Nov 2nd from web
  14. Next year's couple costume, assuming we're still a couple after my boyfriend finds out I think he looks like Joe Pesci: http://bit.ly/1gjPnH 8:31 AM Nov 2nd from web
  15. I think it always has been and always will be too soon for you, fat white Michael Jackson 1:38 PM Oct 31st from web
  16. I hate bitches. I'm buying a pack of cigarettes. That will show them! 3:57 PM Oct 28th from web
  17. Oh, internet it was a fun 22 hours, but I think our friendship is off again. 1:09 PM Oct 28th from web
  18. Ok Internet we are friends again. On a probationary basis 2:42 PM Oct 27th from web
  19. Last thing before I leave the house I always google myself, so that when I'm late I can think "You were late because you googled yourself!" 2:10 PM Oct 21st from web
  20. If you have ever wanted to drink something that tastes like how Michael Kors (perfume not person) smells, look into Anteadote iced black tea 11:19 AM Oct 21st from web