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  1. http://twitpic.com/tnw6m - @stockdalehughes once vomited from centre footbridge, hitting passing Ford Fiesta
  2. @byronedwards remember to finish on pan first!
  3. http://twitpic.com/tji82 - Snuggled up
  4. Webcam been up for a over a week now and not a tit in sight.
  5. @byronedwards oh beejeezuz no!
  6. @byronedwards - on Tweetfast or Tweetstrike?
  7. Loving the chocolate knickers on the M&S advert. Apparently she's @youfoundnemo 's mum.
  8. The Susan Boyle story is on ITV next. I'd rather nail my glans to the floor than watch that shite.
  9. Susan Boyle (pre BGT) looked almost as bad as my next door neighbour, Audrey.
  10. It's A. Heart! #xfactor
  11. Has Cheryl Cole got Hammerite on her eyelids?
  12. @stockdalehughes Apple parody
  13. Love The Sun advert
  14. @stockdalehughes better whinger than a Ginger!
  15. Today I have been, an accountant, an host, a web designer, a glazer, a refuse collector, a driving instructor and a personal shopper
  16. Love Guinness, me.
  17. http://twitpic.com/t8t36 - Mmmmmmmmm
  18. @stockdalehughes we've got joy!
  19. Stacey Solomon has got nice knees.
  20. 'Nosh me off' O'Sullivan 2 - 8 Higgins