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  1. "i took a hundred dollar shit yesterday"
  2. employee 1: "when i bent over that pain shot down my back to my ass." employee 2: "thats cuz you get rectum fucked too much."
  3. to tired to pay attention. www.eataturd.com
  4. "aint the internets on that xp or versa shit?" - actual question from an employee today.
  5. jams and jackpot tonight. looking forward to it.
  6. one of my employees left her register and a line to the door to go to the bathroom with a lady and sold the lady her pee for a drug test.
  7. one of my employees told me that she only smoked crack for two years so it wasn't enough to fuck her up for life.
  8. one of our ladies told a customer she hadn't seen in a while,"you got fat!" the customer responded by saying,"you got old and have a beard!"
  9. today someone called my store to tell me one of my employees was a diseased whore and told me i was low rent for hiring her.