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@AleshaRenee Ha! @ "Side bar I def hit some1 today..." about 23 hours ago via web in reply to AleshaRenee
louiskatz RT"@dlemoncomedy: There's not enough RISK in Hip Hop." True. And too much Candyland & Monopoly (i.e., sugary pop & fake money) 1:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by dlemoncomedy and 2 others
*Master P Ugh* RT @shotofinsolence @dlemoncomedy It's like no one wants to be MVP but everybody wants to be a reserve All Star. 1:41 PM May 31st via web in reply to shotofinsolence
@AleshaRenee Lord, please protect me from a black woman driving a Honda Pilot. Amen. 1:38 PM May 31st via web in reply to AleshaRenee
SelenaCoppock And chicken is a totally different thing. #JustKiddingIKnowWhatYoureTalkingAbout @dlemoncomedy Beef is one thing, competition is another. 1:32 PM May 31st via web in reply to dlemoncomedy Retweeted by dlemoncomedy
Beef is one thing, competition is another. 1:31 PM May 31st via web
There's not enough RISK in Hip Hop. That's why these battles are trash. Nobody is trying to fuck up their money. 1:29 PM May 31st via web
Why is Eastbound & Down NOT on @HBO On Demand?! 10:06 AM May 31st via web
@swollenbones Thanks. It will happen in due time. Just keep rocking with me. 8:55 PM May 30th via web in reply to swollenbones
Why is Chris Brown caged in like a pitbull in the new DJ Khaled video? 8:50 PM May 30th via web
ShaheemReid Paul Pierce hit the showers early. Sucka move. 8:45 PM May 30th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by dlemoncomedy and 75 others
@CheThinks no doubt. 11:46 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CheThinks
@CheThinks Also, Cam'Ron doesn't get enough credit for breaking new artists. 10:09 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CheThinks
@CheThinks their run was tough, but it was short and a little too regional. 10:08 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CheThinks
@twotymz he's not lying. We're all on line. 8:20 AM May 30th via web in reply to twotymz
@johnnymingle No doubt, but that shit was potent. 8:16 AM May 30th via web in reply to johnnymingle
"You gotta die from something.."-my doctor WTF?! 8:15 AM May 30th via web
SuckerFreeMTV2 Don't lie, you know what @dlemoncomedy is talking about when he mentions those farts that sound like a question ... #GuyCode #HipHopSquares 8:09 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by dlemoncomedy and 4 others
@johnnymingle Both are definitely in the conversation. I would put Cash Money over Ruff Ryders-- just because the run was longer. 8:12 AM May 30th via web in reply to johnnymingle
That's a good question! Off the top of the head; Juice Crew, Native Tongues, Roc-A-Fella. plus everything that NWA spawned. @johnnymingle 8:07 AM May 30th via web in reply to johnnymingle

Name Damien Lemon
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Bio Comedian & Professional Shit Talker; MTV2's GUY CODE, Russell Simmons Presents: The Ruckus. BOOKINGS: beatsbeingbroke@gmail.com