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  1. Kiddie-book flix: what's next? A live-action "Good Night Moon" starring Olympia Dukakis as "The quiet old lady whispering 'hush'"?
  2. So, why don't people get all hot under the collar about parents using books as babysitters? There are crappy, mindless books, too.
  3. RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you feel you have been insufficiently blessed, it is permissible to call it "Thankgiving."
  4. RT @vaspersthegrate: HIstory cannot "repeat itself" because "history" is an abstract concept. What repeats is human stupidity, not "hist ...
  5. @vaspersthegrate Hashtags more useful to follow a topic, provided that people are disciplined about using them. Which they aren't.
  6. RT @duhism: There are no accidents in the universe so, no, I'm not paying for that dented fender.
  7. 12YO Ryan: "This can't be good techno, because all GOOD techno sounds the same..."
  8. Frankly, my dear, I don't have Tourette's!
  9. Proof of "The Law of Attraction": I only have the ability to be clever for ~2.5 seconds, then some dorks invent Twitter and I'm ON IT!
  10. I'm pretty sure that there were wags in the crowd that day in Judea who said "The only good Samaritan is a dead Samaritan."
  11. @FrogRob: Wearing my NPR NERD badge with pride, as you can see!
  12. #UC10K: Students protesting fee hikes by the Regents of the University of California may be misdirecting their anger.
  13. In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. — Leo Tolstoy
  14. RT @frogrob: I'm planning a "Sing it to Yourself Messiah" sometime in December. Let me know if you want to particpate. It should be fun ...
  15. @FrogRob I will wear the title of "NPR Nerd" with great pride.
  16. Putting my money where my anti-advertising mouth is, I just upgraded to Pandora One for $36. Ad-free listening for a year, uh-huh!
  17. @FrogRob you mean "Terry" Gross' name, of course, but I'd rather poke fun @ you.
  18. @FrogRob asks, "can you find the mispelling?" Yes, Rob: it's spelled "m-i-s-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g". Do I win the prize?
  19. Look: I don't even _own_ two claw-foot bathtubs, & If I did, I wouldn't haul them, @ 500lbs each, to a cliff to sit naked in them.
  20. Advertising is cancer of the attention.