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dkylecarlson

  1. Rogue, tranny, Carson Daly, wheelchair from Glee @cait_og is in a rare form.
  2. agreed! >“@KidNamedKris: Great workout, I feel so much better”
  3. @thesirlamar #thristy
  4. DAHHHHRIA @KidNamedKris
  5. Breeders. #nothingelse
  6. -_-
  7. I long for the day orange line isn't fucked in some way or the other.
  8. This shuttle between West and East Falls Church is fuckery.
  9. This Saturday class is for the birds.
  10. I hope I never live in a world where Lil Mama is not on TV. #highquality
  11. Perception is a paradox in which we construct our reality.
  12. I would like to thank god for the new Wheat Thins flavor (Zesty Salsa).
  13. @TheSeanBrewster that moment occurred to me when I changed a headlight of a car once.
  14. There is a special place in hell for bus drivers who see people running up and pull away.
  15. Orange line fuckery. #casual #wmata
  16. @peacefuljaime that's pretty big for the south.