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dkylecarlson

  1. Rogue, tranny, Carson Daly, wheelchair from Glee @cait_og is in a rare form. about 18 hours ago via web
  2. agreed! >“@KidNamedKris: Great workout, I feel so much better” 12:48 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @thesirlamar #thristy 11:04 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thesirlamar
  4. DAHHHHRIA @KidNamedKris 11:03 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Breeders. #nothingelse 9:03 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. -_- 8:31 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I long for the day orange line isn't fucked in some way or the other. 10:24 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. This shuttle between West and East Falls Church is fuckery. 10:21 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. This Saturday class is for the birds. 4:25 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I hope I never live in a world where Lil Mama is not on TV. #highquality 4:59 PM Jun 1st via web
  11. Perception is a paradox in which we construct our reality. 8:40 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I would like to thank god for the new Wheat Thins flavor (Zesty Salsa). 8:16 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @TheSeanBrewster that moment occurred to me when I changed a headlight of a car once. 7:48 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSeanBrewster
  14. There is a special place in hell for bus drivers who see people running up and pull away. 3:47 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Orange line fuckery. #casual #wmata 3:12 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @peacefuljaime that's pretty big for the south. 9:53 AM May 30th via web in reply to peacefuljaime
  • Name Kyle Carlson
  • Location Washington, D.C.
  • Web http://butkylegoe...
  • Bio Grad student, federal employee, twentysomething, homebody, retired pageant kid, and most recently: @cait_og's chef.
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