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@ all I could get was 'Stop! Time to bang'! I'm shit, methinks. Some at phantom of the op have guessed 'Stop, Hammertime'? X
25 minutes ago
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in reply to will_charlie
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Strike my wench upward.
8:01 AM May 26th
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@ thanks so much for Shakespeare Song. Just pissed myself! Sorry, just procured urine on mine garments. X
36 minutes ago
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in reply to will_charlie
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JLS? Really? JLsoddingS? What part of "Iron Maiden" wasn't clear?
about 9 hours ago
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Too bad Pippa can't be queen. I like her Jubilees...
11:09 AM Jun 3rd
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Dunkirk boats. Poignant. Without them the pinko leftie bedwetters slagging the celebrations off would not be living in a free country.
8:46 AM Jun 3rd
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Just passed a street entertainer. He told his crowd, "Don't forget to laugh. Where would we be without humour and laughter?..... Germany".
10:54 AM Jun 1st
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@ hug it for me. I miss my home town. X
10:50 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to carolinehannam
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Today my eloquence knows no bounds. In fact it knows nothing; cuz it's buggered off.
12:56 PM May 31st
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You know when you're so exhausted, you make loads of cock ups at work? That's today's excuse.
12:55 PM May 31st
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Two long days of filming and playing 3 different characters is buggery knackering. Which is probably why I'm buggery knackered
2:39 PM May 30th
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@ how VERY dare you! :)
2:38 PM May 30th
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in reply to vampyricserra
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Tonight at Phantom I'm doing spot 3's cues to perfection. It's just a shame I'm on spot 4.
12:52 PM May 30th
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@ stop going to the gym so often, will you. I go 5 times a week and you're making me feel like a lazy wobbly slob! X
1:44 PM May 29th
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in reply to will_charlie
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@ chip shops great, pubs either cute studenty or fucking scary, accent incomprehensible, Roman remains fab, language Urdu. X
1:29 PM May 29th
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in reply to carolinehannam
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@ Leicester virgin? Is that a description of me? Cuz some things have changed. I don't live in Leicester anymore. X
3:49 PM May 28th
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in reply to carolinehannam
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@ anyone taken you up on that offer yet, Gareth?!! I'd have some painkillers handy if they do. X
11:19 AM May 28th
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in reply to I_LIKE_PIEX
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@ @ Pleasure. Good luck! X
8:58 AM May 21st
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in reply to LisaGifford
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@ @ The London Theatre in New Cross is the cheapest I know. New fringe venue. About £35 a day, I think.
8:37 AM May 21st
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in reply to Tim_A_Roberts
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@ great choices. Wish I couldn't remember listening to them first time round. In my mum's womb, of course (coughs discreetly)
1:19 PM May 20th
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in reply to AlexTheTraitors
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- Name David Kerby-Kendall
- Location London, England
- Web http://www.davidk...
- Bio Actor/Writer. Hopeless rugby, tennis and Famous Five fan. Ambition- to remember the name of someone I've just been introduced to for longer than 3 seconds.
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