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Balloon boy taken! "The boy was beamed into another UFO like craft in orbit, it was seen for a split second then disappeared!" #balloonboy12:56 PM Oct 15thfrom web
He sat at his desk after lunch and felt a funny rumbling. With great alacrity, he ran to the bathroom. Lesson learned-Don't eat at McDonalds4:05 PM Oct 14thfrom web
Never tell your kid "Don't boondoggle... Find something better to do with your time", they're bound to think its about the birds & the bees.4:07 PM Oct 7thfrom web
@artwiculate Colin Farrell stars in a new self-titled docu-porno entitled "The Feral Side of Farrell" which is said to already be a hit.1:56 AM Oct 6thfrom web
@artwiculate We've now confirmed the title of the new Marc Summers car flick: "The Fastidious and the Furious 2: Nobody Likes the Tuna Here"11:22 AM Oct 5thfrom web
How does one quantify their oeuvre at the age of 25? For me, its more of an hors d'oeuvre.2:31 PM Oct 1stfrom web
Nothing compares to the feeling of seeing your face on Madden 2011: But be wary of Hubris... and the impending John Madden Curse2:42 PM Sep 29thfrom Digsby
Damn, was going to go to Cucina Urbana with @ewankona again but they are closed mondays... so sad...7:44 PM Sep 28thfrom Digsby
