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  1. @Chantellord No Chan - not Bianca ! Tiffany Mitchell's mum from years ago en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise_Ra…
  2. Duly noted >>> RT @cricketjonzi Harsh. Netherlands are a very good team. Much-improved on teams of the past and a test for any county side.
  3. @Chantellord " My parents xxxx twitter.com/Chantellord/st… " >>> Louise Raymond (Tiffany's mum) and Billy Mitchell from EastEnders ?
  4. Leicestershire's cricketers slump to another new low, easily beaten at home by Netherlands.Can it get any worse for @leicsccc? @cricketjonzi
  5. @CheleLattimore Leicester finished a long way above Forest therefore you lost the bet (no surprise) and you now owe me ! x
  6. RT @crazyskuz is this the same Geoff peters that used to be on BBc radio Leicester ? >>>>>> Yes. Unless I owe you money - in which case, no.
  7. Night five of five in a row over a busy Bank Holiday weekend - I'm gigging at @TempleBarSutton - drink prices will crash! See you there x
  8. #ThoughtsWhileOnAdate "As this blind date is going so desperately badly, I might slip some Rohypnol into my OWN drink."
  9. Do people only buy a new sofa when it's a Bank Holiday? And will the DFS sale EVER end? #RandomThoughts
  10. Yes I will go blind > Exhibit 1: djwanker.com/gallery/albums… > Exhibit 2: djwanker.com/gallery/albums… > #BigBouncyBoobs
  11. Saturday and Sunday clubbing photos from Pussycats - the usual Telford mix of boobs, babes and bonkers boozers - here: djwanker.com/gallery/thumbn…
  12. @ShaggyIbiza I see that the Daily Mail describe you as a "Property entrepreneur" - please don't let fame go to your head lol
  13. @Simongreen19 It's been a bonkers day for getting retweets, stupid amounts in fact, almost 400 from one tweet ! Got to keep-it-up :) #Ibiza
  14. Breaking news: Rio Ferdinand slaps in a transfer request and demands a move to Liverpool in order to make England's 2014 World Cup squad.
  15. @dannylevey Yes I did realise Danny. I'm not dumb, I'm not from Telf... errrr... anywayyyyyyyyyyyyy haha. And @TrooBleu - Dan's a top lad :)
  16. #MadeUpFacts Every single one of the boats on the Thames for the Queen's Jubilee had a Boris Johnson lovechild on board
  17. "Woy has been diswespectful to Wio" And so has John Terry... twitter.com/djwanker/statu…
  18. #Euro2012 Rio Ferdinand's representative Jamie Moralee needs to chill out and drink a pint of this twitter.com/djwanker/statu…
  19. The Queen will catch her death of cold outside in the rain for so long. In other news, Prince Charles is spotted with his fingers crossed.
  20. I think this sums up what people in the UK think of The Queen's Jubilee celebrations twitter.com/djwanker/statu…