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djw1138

  1. I could've been a good person. I wish I'd known. about 13 hours ago via web
  2. I should have been better. 12:41 PM Jun 3rd via web
  3. I say the words "I love you" to an empty room. 12:07 AM May 30th via web
  4. @TSCarmany I was also picturing that scene in my head. Oven didn't explode. But my knuckles are bloody, and I don't know why. 12:09 AM May 29th via web in reply to TSCarmany
  5. Oven's making weird noises. Kind of hoping it blows up. 8:42 PM May 28th via web
  6. She's beautiful. 6:52 PM May 28th via web
  7. @_thedarkone But being two hours behind me, your insomnia probably extends past my bedtime. We're probably only partial insomniac buddies. 12:38 AM May 28th via web in reply to _thedarkone
  8. @_thedarkone I don't work tomorrow, but even if I did, this wouldn't be late for me. Why are you ferrying at this time of night? 12:28 AM May 28th via web in reply to _thedarkone
  9. @_thedarkone A ferry to or from your remote island home? 12:19 AM May 28th via web in reply to _thedarkone
  10. @_thedarkone I tried to geo-tag that tweet. I was right outside Wrigley Field at that moment. 11:51 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _thedarkone
  11. Wandering. 11:17 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone from Chicago, IL  
  12. Tonight: Blue Moon at Simon's Tavern (again). 10:03 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Tonight: Eliot Ness at Simon's Tavern. 11:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Friday night: Dirty Bastard at The Hopleaf. 11:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Thursday night: 5 Vulture at Morseland. 10:59 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Does regret ever go away? 12:08 AM May 26th via web
  17. I feel like I'm wasting each day that goes by, but I can't move forward unless I change the past ten years of my life. I can't do anything. 12:07 AM May 26th via web
  18. Trying out this whole going-to-a-bar-alone-for-a-drink thing. So far so good. 11:39 PM May 24th via web
  19. In other news, this is tweet number 2,012, and it's the year 2012. Tweet two thousand twelve in twenty twelve. 1:27 AM May 23rd via web
  20. I've been writing a lot of vague tweets, and I know they're uninteresting. But I'm losing my mind. And everything else. Really losing it. 1:24 AM May 23rd via web
  • Name Dan Walton
  • Location Chicago, IL
  • Bio ...Dan? That motherfucker is still alive, isn't he? I wish he would die, so I could like him. - George Carlin, 1978
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