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  1. Today overheard man in wheelchair tell his buddy, "I'm literally about to walk over there right now."
  2. Twin Peaks presents the 12 Days of Christmas http://twurl.nl/orrpff
  3. Harry Potter + Dangerous Minds = Win http://digg.com/u1IG8k
  4. It's officially the holiday season: the awesome caramel corn has arrived. Go Capcom!
  5. @andrewpfister Amen, brother!
  6. @jeffgerstmann My fingers are crossed that Rogue Warrior comes out on top!!!
  7. Really, John Cusack? REALLY? http://is.gd/5qwAn
  8. @jamesmielke It affects EVERYTHING.
  9. Have licked 50+ envelopes and am starting to have visions of Susan Biddle Ross.
  10. All-important decision of Christmas Day meat has been made. Bring on the goose!
  11. Tacqueria crawl done, now onto the festival of pies. I need a second stomach.
  12. Just worked "mucilaginous" into the family holiday letter. My work here is done.
  13. I would like to see more press releases with this subject line, plz: "Attention Beer Pong Players"
  14. @ben_silverman ME2: Now with even more customizable orgies!
  15. @ben_silverman If it makes you feel better, I'm sure Fox News has something up its sleeve that will make my company look like total idiots.
  16. @ben_silverman Doh! :(
  17. Best misguided gaming consumer advice ever. (OK, maybe this week, but still) http://is.gd/5fxAV
  18. @gizmogladstone @kobunheat what, huh? awake, you say?
  19. Chinese reenactment of Tiger Woods crash: WOW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
  20. @jwhdavison White covers don't sell. Except when they do.