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djmiked

“@DjVidaV: Just realized my Bday is on Friday the 13th this year.” sounds like a plan for shenanigans... O_o 4 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
FirstWorld11 Poured a bowl of cereal...No Milk about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by djmiked
"HEY BODYBAG, HOW'S IT GOING???" bwahahaha #metalocalypse youtu.be/KtjYv7ugDIo i need to remix something from @_Brendonsmall... about 8 hours ago via web
inside jokes are a relationship's best friend. about 8 hours ago via web
go steal things here: dj mike d, check one, check two. by djmiked via #soundcloud soundcloud.com/djmiked/sets/d… about 9 hours ago via Tweet Button
@vdjpuma @djmiked been wanting to know for years what your drop says, is it dddddmdeeeeee?~it's like tootsie pop. the world may never know.. about 9 hours ago via web
no matter how meticulous you clean, there's ALWAYS the fear of that ONE piece of glass you missed that's gonna end up in your foot. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"what size do you want?" large please. "do you want grande? venti?" ... MUTHA F***KA JUST GIVE ME A LARGE!!! 10:30 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
dear nfl, no one likes the probowl because the players play like they don't care, and because the Super Bowl teams don't go... fix that. 🏈 9:46 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@djexodus @djenrie @digdugdj awesome exo... btw, saw your latest webisode, good job! "latino male-men, vol. 4" 🍆💦 9:00 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to djexodus
@djENRIE @djexodus @digdugdj I need pictures of digdug, no fair. enrie's all over the damn place and exo can't stop pointing at shit. 8:14 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to djENRIE
a candid of Davey D from fm100 and Wayne Maria from krater96. they said they'd fire me if I ever posted it. instagr.am/p/LRnwIqlpvE/ 8:07 PM May 30th via Instagram
glad to see no one stole the stacks of internets I left. instagr.am/p/LRlMxWFpth/ 7:44 PM May 30th via Instagram
old + asian + woman x lexus = 25 minutes to go 5 levels in a parking lot. 3:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
ImTracyMorgan She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "Too bad Ugly begins with U" 10:46 AM May 30th via Twuffer Retweeted by djmiked and 257 others
this post is for @djenrie, so he knows I went to the gym. yolo instagr.am/p/LQ5NColplx/ 1:20 PM May 30th via Instagram
who the hell in this day and age still has a 6mb file size limitation on email attachments? corporate email is dumb. 12:27 PM May 30th via web
@djENRIE @djexodus i'd come up with a witty sexuality joke for exodus, but i'm still waiting on exodus to have a witty joke at all. 11:18 AM May 30th via web in reply to djENRIE
@djENRIE @djexodus i swear enrie runs through hashtags faster than his boyfriends. 11:17 AM May 30th via web in reply to djENRIE
@djexodus @djenrie so... meme mondays is a "thing" now? cute, kinda like you two. 11:11 AM May 30th via web in reply to djexodus