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DjFlaiva

  1. “Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: with what?” @GerryACruz
  2. You're the reason my heart beats............ just kidding its an involuntary function I can't control ;) @GerryACruz @VivianaSilva_ lol
  3. @VivianaSilva_ yup me 2..
  4. @GerryACruz lmfao omg i did that ahit once in highschool
  5. Gas is $4.39 a gallon & girls still think we're coming over to just "chill." @HaiDefinition @GerryACruz
  6. Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet. @GerryACruz @HaiDefinition @VivianaSilva_
  7. There are only 3 things I hate. Racism, Homophobia, and the black faggot that lives down the street. @GerryACruz lmao @VivianaSilva_
  8. Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi. Boy: Wanna play the rape game? Girl: NO. Boy: That's the spirit. @GerryACruz @HaiDefinition
  9. Newtons Law of Blowjobs: "Boners go up, bitches go down." @GerryACruz @HaiDefinition @AndresCartinNY
  10. How did I fail woman's studies. I love bitches. @GerryACruz
  11. @GerryACruz lmfao hahaha ^_^ lets not even go there
  12. @HaiDefinition come thruuu ma nigga. Turn it into a wet dream hahaha jk
  13. First time i heard ROTFL, i thought it was an Asian trying to say "waffle" @VivianaSilva_ @GerryACruz
  14. Santa has elves. America has China. @HaiDefinition @VivianaSilva_ @GerryACruz
  15. @HaiDefinition well xcuseeee meeee lol
  16. First time i heard ROTF, i thought it was an Asian trying to say "waffle" @HaiDefinition
  17. I just held the door open for an asian man, and he said "sank you". The fucker better not be talking about Pearl Harbor! @VivianaSilva_
  18. I just held the door open for an asian man, and he said "sank you". The fucker better not be talking about Pearl Harbor! @GerryACruz
  19. I just held the door open for an asian man, and he said "sank you". The fucker better not be talking about Pearl Harbor! @HaiDefinition
  20. "(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm hungry..." (>^_^)> So I ate it.