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I wish I were a Jumper... I could think of far better places to be rather than in the E.R. waiting room.
| djf :insert cry 4 help here: |
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| djf Seen on a tee-shirt: wtfwjd? |
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| djf I hate it when people are too sick to do much but well enough to complain. |
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| djf I cannot understand why people don't know how to spell "Fortune"... "Do you spell that 'Fur...'?" |
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| djf As soon as he said we could wait in the "Solarium" I knew that was my kind of waiting room. |
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| djf The Burlington (VT) hospital should have its own zip code |
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| djf I'm learning how to have a conversation in 140 characters or less. |
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| djf Testing... is this thing on? |
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| djf Would like to go for a walk and never look back. |
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| djf Can anyone direct me to the nearest bridge? I feel the need to fly. |
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| djf No one has texted me all day... I'm going into withdrawal. |
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| djf Is there a support group for people addicted to texting? |
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| djf 4 words I never thought I'd hear - ever, let alone @ 4:30 AM... "Your father needs pants." |
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| djf OMG - I NEED A VACATION... OR A LOT OF BOOZE. |
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| djf A neighbor called and said my cat was "playing with her dog". I've only had him a week and he's already making friends. |
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| djf I wouldn't complain if it were just 6 degrees warmer. |
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| djf Doing The Math: Best friend moving across the country in 8 days + Spring Allergies = Insomnia. |
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| djf Overheard at the Ottawa Tulip Festival: "I thought there'd be other kinds of flowers... not just tulips!" |
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| djf I found a note, in the car, that my 9 year old nephew wrote last year... "I half to have some music turned up so loud." |
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