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I wish I were a Jumper... I could think of far better places to be rather than in the E.R. waiting room.

djf :insert cry 4 help here:
djf Seen on a tee-shirt: wtfwjd?
djf I hate it when people are too sick to do much but well enough to complain.
djf I cannot understand why people don't know how to spell "Fortune"... "Do you spell that 'Fur...'?"
djf As soon as he said we could wait in the "Solarium" I knew that was my kind of waiting room.
djf The Burlington (VT) hospital should have its own zip code
djf I'm learning how to have a conversation in 140 characters or less.
djf Testing... is this thing on?
djf Would like to go for a walk and never look back.
djf Can anyone direct me to the nearest bridge? I feel the need to fly.
djf No one has texted me all day... I'm going into withdrawal.
djf Is there a support group for people addicted to texting?
djf 4 words I never thought I'd hear - ever, let alone @ 4:30 AM... "Your father needs pants."
djf OMG - I NEED A VACATION... OR A LOT OF BOOZE.
djf A neighbor called and said my cat was "playing with her dog". I've only had him a week and he's already making friends.
djf I wouldn't complain if it were just 6 degrees warmer.
djf Doing The Math: Best friend moving across the country in 8 days + Spring Allergies = Insomnia.
djf Overheard at the Ottawa Tulip Festival: "I thought there'd be other kinds of flowers... not just tulips!"
djf I found a note, in the car, that my 9 year old nephew wrote last year... "I half to have some music turned up so loud."
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