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Kids football banquet today is scheduled the exact time the Steelers play. You'd think they'd schedule things better for football fans? Sighabout 20 hours agofrom web
Follow @flobots on twitter. If they get to 5000 followers by Thanksgiving there might be surprise! Song???12:23 PM Nov 13thfrom web
RT @flobots: Also, Kenny O says there's no way we can get to 5,000 Twitter followers by Thanksgiving, but Jonny 5 thinks we can. Guess i ...12:18 PM Nov 13thfrom web
I love updating my super secret google map. Watching the Crime Wave spread slowly across the area... muhahahaha12:00 PM Nov 13thfrom web
Parking in Pittsburgh sucks a big one. Just sayin. Fair warning to visitors10:38 AM Nov 13thfrom txt
My new life of CRIME has kept me too busy to post online as much. I'm meeting interesting people though. The end.7:13 PM Nov 12thfrom TweetDeck
Computer was acting strange. After the sleep mode, the screens were just black. Fixed it after casting a nerd spell on it. Luckily worked4:39 PM Nov 10thfrom web
Sooner or later, this giant wolverine-like skunk living in our backyard are going to tango. That thing is scary looking!10:05 AM Nov 10thfrom web
