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djboabspence

  1. Ozzy Osbourne is officially a mutant.
  2. Saliva helps disinfect wounds and kills bacteria.
  3. The average person spends 30 years being angry at a family member.
  4. RT @LaurenColquhoun: Selfish people annoy me soooo much.
  5. Don't forget how to treat a woman because she sure as hell won't forget how you treated her.
  6. Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see the pain that someone feels. #ihatequotes
  7. Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers. #ihatequotes
  8. Smashin' Fridayyyyy! :D on.fb.me/wxk0rA twitter.com/djboabspence/s…
  9. I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want YOUR money back. #ihatequotes
  10. In a world full of people trying to one-up everyone else, be humble and only try to do better than you did yesterday. #ihatequotes
  11. I act like I don't care, but inside, I care more than you can ever think.
  12. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face. #ihatequotes
  13. Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not crap your pants.
  14. That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore...
  15. Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk.
  16. It is legal for women to be topless in New York City.
  17. Swans are very aggressive when protecting their young, and have been known to drown humans by attacking them from above.
  18. The word "Whore" used to mean "desire".
  19. When I'm with you, I feel alive and everything feels so perfect.
  20. Today, tommorow and forever, I will always love YOU.