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TheGoodJew I think potholes are BMCs way of curbing the growing menace of women who like to give blowjobs in cars. 11:38 PM May 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by djarabia and 58 others
amateursuman My milk sheikh brings all his gold from Qatar 1:27 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by djarabia and 13 others
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amateursuman . @_Enanem_ Is there a shorter way of referring to Nitrous Oxide? NO! 2:07 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _Enanem_ Retweeted by djarabia and 4 others
YaavanoObba Why did Govinda cross the road? To eat bhel puri. 2:05 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by djarabia and 61 others
somikabasu Hope all my Chennai and Bangalore tweeps are okay. Shaken but not stirred? 2:13 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by djarabia
notthatidiot Madness: Cheaper, of the same molecular family as the generic Happiness, and with only slightly more side effects. Apply as often as needed. 8:16 AM Mar 30th via web Retweeted by djarabia
hankypanty Cleavage is a relative thing. Showing it can make average women attractive and attractive men hideous. 10:18 PM Mar 18th via web Retweeted by djarabia and 52 others
AlanCarr Big up to all the mums!! #happymothersday 1:48 AM Mar 18th via Echofon Retweeted by djarabia and 1775 others
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qikipedia One Hydrogen says to another "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure? The first replies "I'm positive!" (via @Benhina) 3:41 AM Mar 13th via web Retweeted by djarabia and 415 others
rihanna Believe in what you're doin and feel proud! Cus when u fall along the way, people will have lots to say #youreINorOUT 6:02 PM Mar 10th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by djarabia and 6838 others
Respect. Vidya Balan #kahaani 1:38 AM Mar 10th via web
amateursuman I once dated a radiographer. But she kept talking about her ex, Ray. 11:24 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by djarabia and 37 others
AlanHungover If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood 6:50 PM Mar 2nd via HootSuite Retweeted by djarabia and 4782 others
al_lude Sunday Morning Rumi Nation: Furniture that rises up regularly to meet your head is Periodic Table. 9:12 PM Mar 3rd via web Retweeted by djarabia
VerifiedDrunk If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing. 7:16 PM Sep 22nd, 2011 via web Retweeted by djarabia and 877 others
al_lude @mau_mauing You bloody Delhi fuckers. Come to Bangalore, and understand that our traffic jams are the original flash mobs. 5:55 AM Feb 6th via web in reply to mau_mauing Retweeted by djarabia
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