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dizzyjosh

  1. difficult question put to me: do i want the dancesafe hoodie...or testing kit? kind of a lot of implications here
  2. @Chrysaora i wish rhetoric programs offered courses in this, i'd pay for two years of school to solve this eternal problem
  3. fell asleep listening to minimal techno, woke up with "comedy tonight" stuck in my head #diazworldproblems
  4. @maiab you do *NOT* want your SKAT to be un-orientered. I mean, unless you swing that way.
  5. @desconcentrado v papist of you [its where i get it too]
  6. @weedhitler am i old because none of that sounds like punishment?
  7. @draculaderonda no! intrigued by yr recommendation. I'll bug @ borderlands next time i'm there.
  8. @cullenmiller i am going to pretend your last few tweets are all related, and that you call for a flash mob of bath-salt-crazed sf artists
  9. Fair play, Epic: theverge.com/gaming/2012/6/…
  10. the number one thing you can do to keep living is to not live in the same cities, townships, castles, as television detectives
  11. @draculaderonda good luck and god speed, are you sure you don't wanna take up smoking or hustling or something else less self-destructive?
  12. @ChrisBellDesign @FarbsMcFarbs my playlist of awesome skate videos is rapidly becoming a playlist of @KilianMartinsk8 vids, dude is unreal
  13. when i watch a godzilla movie now it's really weird when pharaohe monch isn't yelling at me to get the fuck up
  14. RT @JoseCanseco You will always get the truth from me or a common sense mathematical answer
  15. @timhwang but not registered by country, surely; perhaps ISP?
  16. @olganunes we *do* #truths
  17. @OebonyRoad debbbbbb you are in an whole other york, i miss you too, when are you back out (jewel-eye?)
  18. @dyselon it makes sense when you say it! i probably shouldn't be afraid of eating baby plants that i eat when they are olds.
  19. @auntiepixelante but u are the boss of her vagina, u tell her what to put in there, I DONT WANT THIS LACTOVAGINAL RESPONSIBILITY