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  1. RT @Glinner: Caption Competition! http://post.ly/Cu54 9:05 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  2. @Glinner What's blue and fucks pigs? Me in my lucky blue coat... 9:01 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to Glinner
  3. @davidschneider Interesting article - really comprehensive. Oh btw: typo on Serafinowicz. 2:56 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to davidschneider
  4. @paulettya Tim Vine rules: "A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits." 8:30 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to paulettya
  5. "I find your lack of faith disturbing" #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex 4:04 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  6. @duckorange Goodness gracious. She actually sounds ill. 3:11 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to duckorange
  7. RT @simonblackwell: No pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat. 5:34 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. @iainfarrell Surely you can't be serious? 1:23 PM Oct 18th from Tweetie in reply to iainfarrell
  9. RT @MKupperman: http://twitpic.com/m02ms - Ready-made cartoon captions. 6:43 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  10. RT @rathergood: Without sausages, the world would be covered in a layer of pigs 29 miles thick. 1:49 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  11. @lynchland Perhaps he's swallowed a canary. 1:01 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie in reply to lynchland
  12. Special 400th issue of the b3ta newsletter. We're celebrating by making it the same as the others: http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/ 8:50 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  13. @rathergood Haha - are you working for Ronseal now? 4:18 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie in reply to rathergood
  14. @iainfarrell What happened to The Beast? 1:02 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie in reply to iainfarrell
  15. @DrewCurtis That happened to me loads - I assume they got married and changed name. Or they're Luddites... 1:02 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie in reply to DrewCurtis
  16. @robmanuel That man is a HERO. Or at least very brave. 3:24 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie in reply to robmanuel
  17. RT @MKupperman: Nervous about public speaking? Try imagining the entire audience begging and pleading for their lives. 11:48 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  18. RT @serafinowicz: Jay-Z has built a robot that corrects his mistakes, named CONTROL-Z 1:43 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  19. Ecky thump - this is a bit clever! Automated photoshopping RT @chthonicionic: http://bit.ly/DYOmo 5:45 AM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  20. http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue398/ in all good web browsers - NOW. 8:35 AM Oct 2nd from Tweetie