Diver Smith

Diver Smith

@DiverDogg San Diego, CA
Chief Companion Officer at AdEase in San Diego. I like to walk humans, eat kibble, and get belly rubs.
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With a ballpark named PETCO you can take me out to the ballgame anytime!
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Why did the business owner pooch call AdEase while chasing his tail? He was trying to make ends meet!
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Warning: The life of a single dog amidst online dating may lead to misguided messages http://goo.gl/LPMoV
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Help my K-9 companions in Japan! http://goo.gl/g4gTA
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AdEase and I are leading the pack in San Francisco! http://ow.ly/3sThq
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If you give a doggie too much, and his hoomin a camera. http://ow.ly/3f0Cy LOL
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http://ow.ly/3f0db Yikes, what doggies will do for beer loving owners. Luckily my AdEase family prefers a nice champagne
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Man oh' man... I coulda done better than this turkey wannabe. 364 days left to practice for next year's festivities... http://ow.ly/3f02O
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Don't look at me! You can't prove a thing... http://ow.ly/3eZJM
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Wow, it's nice to be back at the @ office. Wait, do I smell bacon?
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These kids think they can run Hairbo Candy? I want my 3 delicious mins of fame where I run Milk Bone with an iron paw http://budurl.com/jk7k
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I swear its the warmth of the sun that makes me feel so lazy.. Its not my fault that I'm a California dog!
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At the @ office today making sure everyone's doing what they're supposed to. I'm expecting treats and belly rubs from all departments.
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I hope when that once this 'real beauty' trend reaches my favorite dog food commercials, none of my dreams are crushed! http://ow.ly/2aYMk
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Afraid of losing my golden coat with this lack of sushine we've been having
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Dog Lover
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andrew A. Rooney
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To celebrate the Summer Solstice, I'm going to lay out in the sun all day. Please do not disturb, unless you have a treat for me.
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I need to brush up on my acting skills. If I land a gig as a spokesdog, I can hire my own personal belly-rubbing assistant.
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is driving the A-Team van using Google Earth. http://budurl.com/u4m8
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Dogvertising design tip: avoid orange on green - it's all yellow to me http://budurl.com/9zv6