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distortedbeauty

  1. You know a fic is good when you're sad, happy, shocked and pissed off all together.
  2. This fic is SO good, I can't stop reading it. fanfiction.net/s/7155564/1/If…
  3. I'm debating when the opportune moment is to tell my dad I'm going home on Tuesday.
  4. YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN! Sorry. I just had to.
  5. I love that Spotify still works even though my dad's internet is dead. Win or win?
  6. Omg my dad just answered his phone "You're reached the ANSWERING MACHINE of ****** leave your MESSAGE after the beep BEEEEEEP!!!!"
  7. Gah acting reminds me of the theater work I used to do after school. How I miss those days.
  8. @rockgoddess665 Seriously I can't get over how adorable Domo? is...like that face...so cute :3
  9. The only thing that loads on this internet is FF. net and Twitter. I can deal with this.
  10. Boo did I really miss @Angie_Harmon week?
  11. @rockgoddess665 Keep standing up for yourself, they'll get bored of picking on your and they'll stop.
  12. So beyond content and relaxed right now. I wish everyday were like this.
  13. Sitting on the harbour eating good food, drinking good iced coffee and listening to Evanescence. #littlesliceofheaven twitter.com/distortedbeaut…
  14. @PurpleDurpleMe oh no not Hunger Games! Fml! Lol I'd totally dig that! We can't drive to ANY other country :(
  15. Time to go get iced coffee and get out for a while.
  16. I do believe my dads internet just died. Great.
  17. It's unfair how perfect Sasha's face is.
  18. @PurpleDurpleMe I was going to Skype with my mother but she thinks it's too complicated to connect her phone to the wireless at home :p
  19. @PurpleDurpleMe My bubby, I miss all 3 of my bubbies, even my cat :p little miss chatterbox she is lol
  20. Got sent this gorgeous picture of my Lucy. twitter.com/distortedbeaut…