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  1. Hooooommme 12:17 AM Nov 25th from txt
  2. Fml 6:02 PM Oct 15th from txt
  3. Substitute teaching in Cavendish today. Woohoo! What grade do you think I will get? 3:40 AM Sep 24th from txt
  4. 0 calories today, girls. Who else is in? 10:36 PM Sep 23rd from web
  5. Four snuggly kitties in my bed. Life couldn't be any better. 10:51 PM Sep 22nd from txt
  6. @a0k no issues here. Maybe its bc I live in the woods and the network here didn't get the memo to shit the bed 11:50 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  7. @a0k my blackberry is working just fine 11:05 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  8. @pmclanson whatchoo talkin 'bout, willis? 10:26 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  9. @Terceramon lolllllll 8:30 AM Sep 21st from txt
  10. Wahhh I want a butt massage 8:06 AM Sep 21st from txt
  11. @crackrabbit omg that just made my day 8:06 AM Sep 21st from txt
  12. Somebody find me a boyfriend. 6:47 AM Sep 21st from txt
  13. @stephencmeyers it showed up on fb too 8:57 AM Sep 20th from txt
  14. I <3 mafia 8:54 AM Sep 20th from txt
  15. Peeing on my clean sheets is not the way to go about earning my affection. 10:28 AM Sep 8th from txt
  16. Taking out the trash at almost 3 AM. Isn't life grand? 11:46 PM Sep 7th from txt
  17. Love labor day: signs for yard sales, garage sales, barn sales, tent sale,s and my personal favorite -- a lean-to sale. 9:09 AM Sep 6th from txt
  18. Love it when the train comes through town at 5 am 1:52 AM Sep 1st from txt
  19. I smell B.O. 6:19 PM Aug 23rd from txt
  20. Wants someone to snuggle with 7:33 PM Aug 18th from txt