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License plate of the day: VAMPIRA. On an SUV.12:25 PM Jul 1st from txt
I'm pretty sure one of the Blues Brothers just walked in and ordered burgers at this place I'm at.6:34 PM Jun 1st from web
The acoustics of this car are completely different. It's putting off my singing.5:23 PM May 29th from txt
Just stopped by my sister's new cafe, Fritz. It's on Southport and Diversey, and it's awesome. It looks like it's closed, but it's open.3:41 PM May 27th from txt
They have wi-fi and a good assortment of teas, delicious pastries, and awesome people. Shameless plug ends here.3:39 PM May 27th from txt
Bumper Sticker of the Day: I <3 The Old Latin Mass1:10 PM May 27th from txt
Down safe and in one piece, though through a hell of a thunderstorm.6:15 PM May 26th from txt
Only 90 miles to Chicago. This driving-a-usual thing isn't too bad after all...4:29 PM May 26th from txt
I am driving a packed-full UHaul truck at 80 miles an hour down the highway. I believe the traditional term is 'Wahooooo!'3:47 PM May 26th from txt
On my way back up with the parents to move the rest of the way. Should be an interesting two and a half hours.7:53 AM May 26th from txt
Fantastical Fair Cuisine Of The Day: Unicorndogs.9:26 PM May 25th from txt
Does it really have to rain as I walk away from my apartment for the second-to-last time?7:36 PM May 25th from txt
@kbaby1310 Watch it online. CBS.com puts all the episodes up. This week's was a good one.11:41 AM May 22nd from twhirl in reply to kbaby1310
@rheinwein Huzzah! Congratulations.10:22 AM May 22nd from twhirl in reply to rheinwein
@planetmoney Too bad unemployment is a trailing indicator...8:48 AM May 21st from twhirl in reply to planetmoney
@thurrott You forgot ClamAV on WW, which is FOSS. I don't run with any AV, though - I use common sense instead.10:17 AM May 20th from txt
@hobbularmodule Or a hilarious success.10:15 PM May 19th from twhirl in reply to hobbular
And thus ends my last day of work. I do believe I deserve ice cream.3:37 PM May 19th from txt
@brandonrifkin Good luck. I will guess... $34.12.2:26 PM May 19th from twhirl in reply to brandonrifkin
@pvponline Do you also hire a man to come carve it on stone tablets and bury it in the backyard like Terry Pratchett does?1:11 PM May 19th from twhirl in reply to pvponline

Name Eli Morris-Heft
Location On my laptop, in any number of
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Bio Linguist, radio dispatcher, sysadmin, web developer, all-around technical henchman. My middle name is not danger.