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  1. Chanukah droidels! I don't know whether to laugh, groan or be offended. http://bit.ly/4yBNG5
  2. Best comments: If the U.S. invades Israel at Xmas, can we call it a Blitzenkrieg? We'll have a Donner party after the inevitable victory.
  3. Israel is running a for real War on Christmas. Repugs take note: this is what one looks like. http://bit.ly/6AYug8
  4. @MsCaliLogan Vista? Is that some sort of non-Mac operating system?
  5. RT @ebertchicago: Penn Jillette and the jerk Ben Stein on Larry King in 10 minutes at 8 CST. Saw him in half, Penn. [Don't hold back, Roger]
  6. Suddenly my FB notifications are showing up in reverse order: oldest to newest. Anybody else?
  7. Uganda reconsiders; no death penalty or life in jail for gayitude. Counseling instead, because that works so well. http://bit.ly/6uvSZS
  8. The *best* Amazon product review *ever*: http://tinyurl.com/ycy3cz5 Thank you, @VictoriaDahl & @jcsn72!
  9. Rob Enderle: not just technologically incompetent but barely literate as well! http://bit.ly/71XAmE
  10. @ScaperSuse Are we talking literal rain, or the figurative kind?
  11. RT @JustaSunGod: Outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. Bad news: had to take him down after 2 days http://twitpic.com/stdij
  12. I got 29 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
  13. @JustaSunGod I bet it's a fake. Unless that dog really does have symmetric spots above his eyes...
  14. Shocker! Fox's Gretchen Carlson not really a shit-for-brains bimbo. She just plays one on TV. (Really a Stanford grad & Oxford attendee.)
  15. Fox poll on global warming adds up to 120%. Innumerate as well as illiterate, guys? Or do you just think your viewers are morons?
  16. MO House Speaker thinks gays are deviates. Choking a sex partner? Just good clean fun. http://bit.ly/6PNALe
  17. Gay in Uganda becomes a capital crime. We may look on Idi Amin as the good old days. http://bit.ly/4KFj8m
  18. Gonzo's regret: Bush's DOJ not political *enough* to avoid getting caught in US Attorney firing scandal. http://bit.ly/8SYkot
  19. Jeeze, Rob Enderle is a bigger asshat than John Dvorak. Why the JooJoo tablet threatens Apple's nonexistent offering: http://bit.ly/7Jg91d
  20. Watching something called Outer Space Astronauts. Is this WTF television, or did I just eat something way past its expiration date?