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  1. @ClayFive I haven't watched enough of the classics to comment. If I did it seriously it'd probably only have Community and 30 Rock. 7 minutes ago via web in reply to ClayFive
  2. #Clay5 tv comedies... 1. the Walking Dead. about 1 hour ago via web
  3. Fremantle are playing like Melbourne circa 2011... 8:52 PM May 29th via web
  4. haven't been on twitter today, find myself laughing quite loudly at my desk. oh you guys! 6:54 PM May 29th via web
  5. @finalvagabond what an awesome boss! 6:52 PM May 29th via web in reply to finalvagabond
  6. @finalvagabond poor dude :( that is what it is meant for, people at our work have done the same thing. 6:51 PM May 29th via web in reply to finalvagabond
  7. My office does actually monitor tweets btw. The only negative response so far was from me... hahahaha 5:46 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I wonder if the Government does tweet monitoring. Hmmmm... goes and deletes incriminating tweet. 5:44 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. If the Government didn't want me to use my sick days as non-sick days, they shouldn't let me build 56 up. 5:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Sad tummy seems to be happy. Yay! 5:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Now I'm watching Patrick Stewart's Animal Superpowers. Nat Geo ftw! 3:12 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Watched a lot of Gruen today. Foxtel is getting due to it being off season #comebacktv 2:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Fun's video for We Are Young has nothing going for it... it is borderline retarded and one of the worst videos going round. 2:40 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. ENERGY BOOST! Packing up my Empire mags, CDs and clothes. 9:47 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Cappie
  • Location Perth, Australia
  • Bio Just a dude shooting the shit on twitter #GoTiges
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