diskopo
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Dear @: Here's how to get me to buy WNBA season tickets. Take this year's entire NBA draft and put'm into the WNBA.
about 1 hour ago
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Need a laugh on a Friday night?
9:02 PM May 25th
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Girl, I might fuck around and make you my default browser. Na mean?
10:01 AM May 25th
via WhoSay
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Mirror mirror, on the wall, who has the most average, wooden, expressionless face of them all?
5:44 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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That Citibank "Somebody Left the Gate Open" song finally answers the age-old question of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
7:23 PM May 21st
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@ Thanks! Super excited and we'll be launching soon. :)
10:20 PM May 19th
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in reply to kellanwilson
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@ Are you sure it's not your common?
7:19 AM May 19th
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in reply to misguidedeskimo
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@ Doesn't matter apparently. 8 was a standalone
10:24 PM May 17th
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in reply to adampash
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@ look at production
1:35 PM May 17th
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in reply to adampash
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Wait, wait, so should we TiVo @ and watch the 9 and 9:30 episodes first, then the 8? NBC is airing out of order. (@)
1:30 PM May 17th
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@ You'd think someone who live through the Seven debacle firsthand would know about adding lousy kid actors.
8:01 PM May 16th
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in reply to nanglish
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@ Is that Joey Crawford??
1:19 PM May 16th
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in reply to si_vault
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Dear Aaron Sorkin, when you cast the part of me for the Steve Jobs movie, think more John Cho than Masi Oka. Thank you.
7:50 AM May 16th
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The only good thing you can say about casting Kristen Stewart as Snow White is that, yeah, she's white.
5:24 PM May 15th
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@ Yay high five!
10:09 AM May 15th
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in reply to gedyrivera
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This is probably my last tweet for a while. See you all in hell.
8:29 AM May 15th
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"If you like that, you should see what we did to your Pepsi." -- Chinese proverb.
7:08 AM May 15th
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@ Here ya go!
9:27 PM May 14th
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in reply to 305Vic
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@ We're not so lucky
9:22 PM May 14th
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in reply to drivec
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The twist in the next Shyamalan movie is that all characters live long, fulfilling lives and die of natural causes in their 90s.
9:18 PM May 14th
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