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  1. Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman. http://bit.ly/63uuDC 24 minutes ago from API
  2. Yeah, they're really into Phenomenology over there, so they can't really explain anything. http://bit.ly/5GyJXv 43 minutes ago from API
  3. Q: How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: A finite... http://bit.ly/4O3G6t about 1 hour ago from API
  4. You know the worst part? He was trying to seduce me with domestic champagne! http://bit.ly/8fQC1r about 3 hours ago from API
  5. They show up under backpacks the size of an electric chair to survey the ancient glories of my... http://bit.ly/90P7XG about 4 hours ago from API
  6. Well, you should've made peace with the absurdity of human existence before we started driving! http://bit.ly/fRx7H about 9 hours ago from API
  7. Look, Robot Panties, I've never seen your crotch, but I doubt it's cuboid. http://bit.ly/8Bewex about 11 hours ago from API
  8. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? http://bit.ly/819jYr about 14 hours ago from API
  9. On Earth there is no reckoning. http://bit.ly/8syAKe about 15 hours ago from API
  10. This is a structural wall! http://bit.ly/67PxdT about 18 hours ago from API
  11. ALL FANATICS MUST DIE! http://bit.ly/67qvB about 21 hours ago from API
  12. I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. http://bit.ly/4OkVVt about 21 hours ago from API
  13. The dude abides. http://bit.ly/77xeJz about 23 hours ago from API
  14. I want to be Jenn Tilly! I want to be a star! http://bit.ly/4Y30P5 3:28 AM Dec 2nd from API
  15. Say goodbye to the tedious, awkward, painful process of dealing with somebody who's truly... http://bit.ly/586dMW 3:01 AM Dec 2nd from API
  16. This is not my beautiful wife! This is not my beautiful house! How did I get here? http://bit.ly/HHygV 1:38 AM Dec 2nd from API
  17. I hate being the slowest sociopath. http://bit.ly/2Mzldl 1:36 AM Dec 2nd from API
  18. Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference. http://bit.ly/AXlIz 11:02 PM Dec 1st from API
  19. I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist. http://bit.ly/8KfIrk 10:38 PM Dec 1st from API
  20. Some bugs may have been inadvertently removed. http://bit.ly/5rpSkq 10:15 PM Dec 1st from API
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  • Bio Random quotes from the Discordian Quotes web site, at random intervals, now with extra randomness
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