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  1. #09memories finding a tiger snake in the bedroom... eeks! ... and then seeing it had legs... aaah.
  2. boarding in just a few minutes.... the airport is so quiet! xmas day is a good day to fly - no queues!
  3. Elvis. All those numbers 1s, and it was a number 2 that killed him.
  4. #wecantdate if you watch reality TV
  5. #wecandate if you're a leftwing atheist who drinks
  6. RT @jordanrubin: This time Tiger's gone too far. RT @cnnbrk: Actors Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have broken up.
  7. @deconstructo @JoeHockey soap would be a wonderful gift to the stinking masses.
  8. @deconstructo #CelebGifts appetite suppressants for @JoeHockey
  9. @deconstructo #CelebGifts a new job for @TurnbullMalcolm
  10. #CelebGifts a kilo of crack for @Amy_Winehouse_
  11. #CelebGifts a sponsor child for @WoodyAllen
  12. #CelebGifts stilts for Tom Cruise
  13. #CelebGifts a dreamcatcher for @Richard_Dawkins
  14. #CelebGifts a smile for @samantharonson
  15. #CelebGifts a life for @perezhilton
  16. #CelebGifts A life size Kanye doll for Kanye West
  17. RT @hemantmehta: States Where Same Sex Marriage is Legal vs. States Where Marriage between 1st Cousins is Legal (via @kiki25) http://bit ...
  18. @NelsonAspen Sunrise ain't the same without you Nels! Happy holidays.
  19. @evilbeet Have you tried butching him up with maybe a studded collar or something?
  20. @shameheadboy I hope your Influential Moment of the Decade #9 is more thoughtful than #10 "Tivo". LOL!