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disastercouch

@diabolicalkylie I love you about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@skizdi some Hardee's are co-branded with a chain called Red Burrito. Some Carl's Jr. have this too...but it is called Green Burrito WTF about 20 hours ago via web in reply to skizdi
@skizdi what is truly amazing is Carl's Jr., the parallel universe Hardee's. Like, Hardee's with an evil little goatee. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to skizdi
PS i do realize that as a meat salesman, i should perhaps be familiar with the cuts by now...except, there are LITERALLY ONE MILLION about 20 hours ago via web
what is a good reference book that will teach me the difference between different cuts of meat? and what the eff is a drop loin? about 20 hours ago via web
i guess i am in the market for a car now...i kind of like the mini cooper and the kia soul, anybody drive either of those? about 23 hours ago via web
the free car i have been driving for like 10 weeks is being revoked...end of an era of no cost, no responsibility driving about 23 hours ago via web
way ahead on my to do list for today, which is pretty much a first about 23 hours ago via web
What do @diabolicalkylie and I do with fine cheese and $12 bacon? Put it on frozen tater tots, duh. twitter.com/disastercouch/… 6:34 PM May 28th via Camera on iOS
(i prefer to wait until i have actually dawned the clothes to get nachos on them). 4:02 PM May 28th via web
finished all of the work related items on my to do list, now it is time to eat some dip. and fold laundry. not at the same time. 4:02 PM May 28th via web
i gotta get up on this Wolf Hall everyone's been talking about 3:02 PM May 28th via web
99 follow up emails to send, 99 follow up emails...take one down, pass it around, 98 follow up emails to send 10:13 AM May 28th via web
will be spending the entire day absorbing air conditioning, marathoning Revenge and ordering out. #MemorialDay 8:24 AM May 28th via web
Don't have a working grill, so I'm happy to let this Brazilian steakhouse grill for me. #MemorialDay 5:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Yo, strawberries is ON right now. just had some klug farm berries and they are like the platonic ideal of strawberries #inseason 1:12 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
DC is pretty smart to make me buy Justice League just for the Shazam! back up story. 10:46 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
Why doesn't the Flash age at an accelerated rate? 10:38 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
Lazy Sunday, just doodlin' twitter.com/disastercouch/… 8:45 AM May 27th via Paper by FiftyThree on iOS
skizdi just made the birthday party playlist. "call me maybe" is on there eight times. i'm thinking it's not enough. 3:37 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by disastercouch and 1 other