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  1. @AllenStairs Oh, we know, but we had a hard time coming up with a joke about how the Sun bent light from distant stars. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to AllenStairs
  2. @MikeDrucker It's all peaches and beans! about 15 hours ago via web in reply to MikeDrucker
  3. Today in 1919, Einstein's Theory of Relativity was proven: the E in E=mc2 stands for emo, the M for moody, and the C for cutting. about 16 hours ago via SocialOomph
  4. Today in 1953, Danny Elfman was born. He composed "The Simpsons" theme--it's still on the air even though no one's given a shit since 1997. about 17 hours ago via SocialOomph
  5. UPDATE: Someone needs to fire Donald Trump. From a cannon. about 17 hours ago via SocialOomph
  6. UPDATE: At the White House, Bob Dylan just said, "Wzzhhhllll bsshhh mizzooooOOOOOoooooo." Truer words have never been spoken. about 18 hours ago via web
  7. Today in 1929, Peter Higgs was born. He hypothesized the Higgs boson, or God Particle (though atheists call it There Is No God, You Nimrod). about 18 hours ago via SocialOomph
  8. Today in 1917, John Kennedy was born. We're still not sure how doing it with Marilyn Monroe ended the Cuban Missile Crisis, but whatever. about 18 hours ago via SocialOomph
  9. Today in 1736, Patrick Henry was born. He said, "Give me liberty or give me death. Or at least give me some of your nachos, Rick." about 19 hours ago via SocialOomph
  10. Today in 1790, Rhode Island became a state. Our smallest state, Rhode Island is located entirely in a Taco Bell mens room stall. about 19 hours ago via SocialOomph
  11. Today in 1953, Edmund Hillary became the first man to reach the top of Mt. Everest, though he still wasn't nearly as high as Snoop Dogg. about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  12. FACT-LIKE FACT: As of yesterday, @Disalmanac now has over 50,000 followers. Thanks to all of you for following and being awesome and stuff! about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  13. Today in 1848, Wisconsin became a state. Their motto is "Ducis Est Culus," or, "Our Governor Is A Huge Asshole." about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  14. FACT-LIKE FACT: Now on the Disalmanac Blog: learn some crap about the state of Kansas: disalmanac.wordpress.com Go! about 21 hours ago via SocialOomph
  15. Today is Learn About Composting Day. Be sure to barbecue some compost today! about 22 hours ago via SocialOomph
  16. UPDATE: Police shot a naked man who was eating a man's face off, in case you were looking for another reason to hide under your bed forever. 4:00 PM May 28th via web
  17. Today in 1908, Ian Fleming was born. He created James Bond and such Bond villains as Octopussy, Quintuplabia, and Infinipenis. 2:01 PM May 28th via SocialOomph
  18. Today in 1944, Rudy Giuliani was born. He once said, "9/11 9/11, 9/11. 9/11 9/11 9/11? 9/11! 9/11--9/11 9/11." 1:01 PM May 28th via SocialOomph
  19. Today is Memorial Day. Try not to be an asshole. 10:51 AM May 28th via SocialOomph
  20. Today in 1957, Siouxsie Sioux was born. Her favorite Phil Collins song: "Siouxsiouxdio." 3:01 PM May 27th via SocialOomph
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  • Bio The Disalmanac Book of Fact-Like Facts comes out in 2013 from Perigee/Penguin. Disalmanac@gmail.com (no submissions). Disalmanac is @batemanimation.
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