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dirtysituations

  1. Call me an artist because I draw attention...
  2. Out cruising the viper...
  3. Some people will never know pressure. They are born sitting on 3rd base and go through life thinking they hit a triple...
  4. I AM QUEENS BOULEVARD
  5. If shes not a 10 shes a 9.9
  6. Gas Is $3.90 a gallon and girls think were just gonna come over and "chill"
  7. @SRod1021 always thinking about food fattie...damn i love you haha
  8. when life gives you lemons say...Fuck yea i love free shit!
  9. The only time I drink a 40 , is when I wanna drink a 40...
  10. Rule #71: No excuses. Play like a champion!
  11. Hemerling for mitchell ?!? GO BACK TO CINNCANATI !!!!!
  12. Love how girls get all dressed up to walk around the swap meet #cochinas
  13. @SRod1021 haha maybe but then again maybe not...
  14. @SRod1021 sorry to put you on twitter blast hahaha
  15. just got a text saying to tired to go lout looking for strange come over...not sure if i should be happy or offended
  16. Ladies...please let me know if were about to walk into the same place as your boyfriend so i can have my poker face on...
  17. your just a booty call quit putting your relationship status as "it's Complicated"
  18. I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.