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  1. 3:56. Plan on leaving work at 4:15. Have to poop borderline drastically right exactly now. Defile work bathroom, or hold 'till home? Hmm.
  2. Tonight, we dine in HELL! Okay, technically, Applebees. But the analogy holds, damnit!
  3. Another loud sigh. I check over my shoulder and see he's checking his portfolio on Scotttrade. That actually made me feel a bit better.
  4. I've never understood the allure of pagers, but I REALLY can't understand the allure in the current age of cell phones.
  5. I take it as a probable bad sign when a person editing my content sighs loudly and then leaves the room. You just never get used to that.
  6. The Michael Jackson news blitz proved, once again, the Media will ALWAYS jummp headlong into the news easiest to cover.
  7. It's funny how so many people support the First Amendment so long as it's profitable to them. Rather than, you know, supporting it always.
  8. I'm feeling unusually insane for a Thursday. Might be because the high temp yesterday was 65, whilst today there's a possible heat advisory.
  9. I'm probably in the minority here, but I hope "Bruno" is a box office flop.
  10. "7BDOMT238RXH00T" is now following me on Twitter. The Martian robot invasion has begun, apparently.
  11. This is funny. . . "Fun Science" is now following me on Twitter.
  12. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to grab a box of Kleenex and go rub out some serious science. I'm going to science all over the place.
  13. MSNBC.com: "U.K. scientists claim to create human sperm" Wait, you can do that and call it science now? I must be a super-scientist!
  14. It has long been my steadfast belief that hump day should involve far more humping. I'm willing to do my part to see this happen. Ladies?
  15. I mean, sure, it sounds good and progressive, but like it or not, that infant is inevitably going to poop in that diaper. BIG TIME.
  16. Dear G-8: saying temperatures shouldn't increase by more than 2 degrees Celsius is like saying an infant shouldn't poop in a diaper.
  17. When it comes down to it, hardcopy news media could very well be saved by the sheer annoying invasiveness of online advertising.
  18. Phones should not be allowed to ring over 20 times!!!! And people should not allow themselves to endure over 20 rings!!!!!!!
  19. @RandyBrock Expect a "Taste Offensive" and a Viet-nom-nom-nom.
  20. If today were any gloomier, I'd expect to see a herd of Eeyores go tramping down the street, braying gloomily.