dirtymushroom
- 3:56. Plan on leaving work at 4:15. Have to poop borderline drastically right exactly now. Defile work bathroom, or hold 'till home? Hmm.about 15 hours ago from web
- Tonight, we dine in HELL! Okay, technically, Applebees. But the analogy holds, damnit!about 15 hours ago from web
- Another loud sigh. I check over my shoulder and see he's checking his portfolio on Scotttrade. That actually made me feel a bit better.about 16 hours ago from web
- I've never understood the allure of pagers, but I REALLY can't understand the allure in the current age of cell phones.about 17 hours ago from web
- I take it as a probable bad sign when a person editing my content sighs loudly and then leaves the room. You just never get used to that.about 17 hours ago from web
- The Michael Jackson news blitz proved, once again, the Media will ALWAYS jummp headlong into the news easiest to cover.about 17 hours ago from web
- It's funny how so many people support the First Amendment so long as it's profitable to them. Rather than, you know, supporting it always.about 18 hours ago from web
- I'm feeling unusually insane for a Thursday. Might be because the high temp yesterday was 65, whilst today there's a possible heat advisory.about 19 hours ago from web
- I'm probably in the minority here, but I hope "Bruno" is a box office flop.about 21 hours ago from web
- "7BDOMT238RXH00T" is now following me on Twitter. The Martian robot invasion has begun, apparently.about 22 hours ago from web
- This is funny. . . "Fun Science" is now following me on Twitter.1:41 PM Jul 8th from web
- Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to grab a box of Kleenex and go rub out some serious science. I'm going to science all over the place.1:11 PM Jul 8th from web
- MSNBC.com: "U.K. scientists claim to create human sperm" Wait, you can do that and call it science now? I must be a super-scientist!1:09 PM Jul 8th from web
- It has long been my steadfast belief that hump day should involve far more humping. I'm willing to do my part to see this happen. Ladies?12:44 PM Jul 8th from web
- I mean, sure, it sounds good and progressive, but like it or not, that infant is inevitably going to poop in that diaper. BIG TIME.12:13 PM Jul 8th from web
- Dear G-8: saying temperatures shouldn't increase by more than 2 degrees Celsius is like saying an infant shouldn't poop in a diaper.12:12 PM Jul 8th from web
- When it comes down to it, hardcopy news media could very well be saved by the sheer annoying invasiveness of online advertising.11:50 AM Jul 8th from web
- Phones should not be allowed to ring over 20 times!!!! And people should not allow themselves to endure over 20 rings!!!!!!!11:14 AM Jul 8th from web
- @RandyBrock Expect a "Taste Offensive" and a Viet-nom-nom-nom.11:08 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to RandyBrock
- If today were any gloomier, I'd expect to see a herd of Eeyores go tramping down the street, braying gloomily.10:57 AM Jul 8th from web
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- Name Thomas Hitler
- Location Rochester, MN
- Web http://ramblingrh...
- Bio Just a man trying to carve out his own little corner of the Web.
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