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  1. With over 20 countries left to vote, #Eurovision is still anybody's game! #rollerderby 2:52 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  2. I have to say that, as far as I'm concerned, @TurboMNZ just won #Eurovision on Twitter for the great non-threatening nation of Germany! 2:30 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  3. Holy shit, the final act of #Eurovision is going to be the Undertaker! 2:19 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  4. Boy, #Moldova has really bounced back from the sorrows inflicted on them by Vigo! #Eurovision #Ghostbusters2 1:59 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  5. I hope that @LMFAO is watching #Eurovision today. I'm afraid you'll need to step up your game, fellows. 1:57 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  6. Holy shit, they just jumped right in the water! #Eurovision is Jedward's to lose! 1:49 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  7. Hold on! Is that Jedward?! I know who that is because I am not old! #Eurovision 1:45 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  8. Okay, Malta's song isn't the best, but they can still make a falcon statue that'll knock you on your ass. #Eurovision 1:40 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  9. #Germany is careful to enter only their gentlest performers; they're still playing a much longer game than the #Eurovision contest. 1:37 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  10. Come on, #Sweden! Even @realMickFoley would've been embarrassed to go for such a cheap pop! #Eurovision 1:24 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  11. The drummer for the #Denmark act knows exactly how to behave on television. #Eurovision 1:15 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  12. I'm surprised that #Norway sent out an actual black metal band for #Eurovision. I think Mortiis was one of the backup dancers! 1:01 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  13. For the record: I don't enjoy anything ironically, ever. I genuinely love #Eurovision and HOLY SHIT LOOK AT WHAT FRANCE IS DOING! 12:47 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  14. Say the the word, #Iceland, and I'll sacrifice myself in a volcano for you. #Eurovision 12:41 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  15. Русские бабушки! #Eurovision #allthecyrillicicoulddoquickly 12:38 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  16. Holy shit! The Lithuanian contestant's sight was just spontaneously restored on live television! #Eurovision 12:27 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  17. Sorry, Scandanavia. I think that Albanian Valkyrie just co-opted Ragnarok. #Eurovision 12:24 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  18. Man, I can't believe #Eurovision OPENED with Englebert Humperdink! Good, luck, rest of Europe! 12:23 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  19. Har Mar Superstar remains an exceedingly sexy son of a bitch. (@ Rock & Roll Hotel for Father John Misty + more) 4sq.com/Jhofnf 6:10 PM May 20th via foursquare
  20. A lot of guys my age are more emotionally invested in science fiction franchises than I think is probably wise. 2:59 PM May 19th via Seesmic
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