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DirtyHank

  1. "You gonna answer the question or do I need to rape it out of you?"
  2. I'm beautiful if you like ugly.
  3. Who's firing up the grill today?
  4. @eshthemonolith I think they were targeting me. A few other things had happened that week.
  5. @ESHtheMonolith yup. If you had your window down a little bit lower you'd probably have scars on your face.
  6. @JoseCanseco You're in Worcester? I am about an hour away. Wanna have a quick game of wiffle ball home run derby tommorow?
  7. RT @RedSox RETWEET this 1,000 times & you could be standing here for #SoxSocialNight pre-game (cont) tl.gd/hi1otq
  8. @denisleary you going to be in the booth for any Sox games this year?
  9. @RedSox #SoxSocialNight 1908
  10. Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.
  11. @TFoley4oh1 @bigbadbiff I got plenty of B.U.M Equipment crewnecks if you're interested!!
  12. Found a lightbulb on the side of the road and brought it home. Oh yeah!! It works!!!
  13. @crthebeast Holy shit. I have no idea why it just sent that so many times.
  14. @CRTHEBEAST found this today. You, Lefty and Head Honcho. twitter.com/DirtyHank/stat…
  15. I got the flu. I'm think I'm going to wait until the fever peaks and then masturbate to see how close I can come to death.
  16. @paulafromri you wanna sext?
  17. @rizzoford public disgrace is a good site
  18. @rizzoford yea some of its pretty decent.